The idea is simple: We bring Felix Archstone, the offensive lineman, to busy streets all around Austin, Texas, and then have him block people trying to jaywalk. A camera would follow Felix around on the streets as he looks for people to block from committing one of the most common broken law's facing the United States. People would watch as Felix faces off against some of the most stubborn people imaginable in a hilarious one-on-one showdown. Inspired by the hit series Cart-Narcs, The Stone Patrol seeks to further advance the fight against lazyboneitis and help advocate for common courtesy among the public.
To ensure Felix himself doesn't get in trouble, he'll be equipped with some of the highest technical narcing gear possible, along with boxing pads to ensure that his hands never actually touch the lazybones they're showcasing. He'll also be in a flak-jacket that says "STONE PATROL" so he can always let them know the force they've brought upon them. Lastly, he'll be equipped with a megaphone and a stop sign. The megaphone and stop sign combo are the first lines of defense that Felix can use before resorting to what's helped him make his mark as an ISFL player - Tough and physical blocking.
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To ensure Felix himself doesn't get in trouble, he'll be equipped with some of the highest technical narcing gear possible, along with boxing pads to ensure that his hands never actually touch the lazybones they're showcasing. He'll also be in a flak-jacket that says "STONE PATROL" so he can always let them know the force they've brought upon them. Lastly, he'll be equipped with a megaphone and a stop sign. The megaphone and stop sign combo are the first lines of defense that Felix can use before resorting to what's helped him make his mark as an ISFL player - Tough and physical blocking.
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