17. The Chicago Butchers obviously have a reputation to uphold, and as Butchers, the stadium has to serve all kinds of premium meats. The on site butcher shop has become a fan favorite, serving up all kinds of meats in various shapes and sizes, served all different kinds of ways, and with all of the trimmings. One of the favorites is the BBQ pit. Located just behind the away team’s endzone, the BBQ pit is hard at work all day smoking every thing that you could think of. Fall off the bone ribs, perfect brisket, amazing chicken wings, even some exotic stuff like smoked swordfish when Sarasota comes to town. If you want to visit, make sure you get there early or you will for sure miss some of the game while you wait in line. The other really popular food attraction at Meatgrinder Field is the Chophouse. Located at the 50 yard line, the Chophouse is serving up a high end meal with a perfect view of all the action on the field. It is really popular with the corporate crowd, who like to bring in prospective clients to the game while also being able to treat them to a five star meal. Whatever kind of meal you are after at Meatgrinder Field, you can find it at one of the famous meat markets. (224 words)
22. Evan Jones is a big sneakerhead, so when he got a call from his agent telling him that he had a sponsorship lined up with Adidas, Evan wasted no time and jumped at the opportunity. The deal did not pay all that much since Jones is not a huge name in the sim football world yet, but deals like this are what help you get your name out there. He gets a nice check every month along with some of the newest releases in the sneaker market, and all he has to do is wear Adidas cleats and other gear. Evan has worked with Adidas on some custom cleats too, ranging from a pink set for breast cancer awareness month games, to a wonderful python scales design for home games in Portland, and a couple other designs that are still in the works. He is excited to show off his Chicago Butchers debut set here when the next season starts up. There is even a rumor floating around about Jones getting his own sneaker line here soon, but Jones would not give any details when asked about it. It was pretty easy to tell he was excited about something when he was asked about it, so something is definitely going on there. (212 Words)
30. Scouting report for ISFL prospect Offensive Lineman Stumpy Jones-
Stumpy Jones comes to Portland via Evergreen College. Not much is known about the mysterious ent’s background, but what we can tell you is that this sentient tree is a monster of an offensive lineman. One of, if not the strongest prospect in the season 28 class, they also display a surprising intelligence to their game, since trees are not exactly known for their brains. The way they use their limbs to throw defenders on the ground is something that a human lineman could simply not achieve, as shown by Stumpy’s league leading 67 pancakes. Jones only allowed one sack all season through fourteen games, which is also very impressive considering the uptick in sacks we saw this season. One area for Stumpy to improve on is his movement. As you could imagine, while trees are very tough and hard to get through, they are fairly immobile and easy to get around. If Stumpy can work on improving that in whatever way trees improve themselves,Jones could easily be a top offensive lineman in the league before you know it. And nothing short of a forest fire or a mishap at the hands of the Fire Salamanders is going to force Jones into retirement, so picking him up in the draft is a wise investment in the future of your team, as they will likely outlive the league itself. (234 words)
20. There are a couple of positions Evan Jones could be pretty good at if he needed to fill in for injured players. The obvious but least exciting one is cornerback, since it is a fairly similar position to safety and you will often see players bouncing from one position to the other. Jones would also make for a good outside linebacker, he has the speed to get to the quarterback quickly on a pass rush or cover tight ends or running backs in the passing game. If he had to play on the offensive side of the ball, he would likely line up at wide receiver. There is the old meme that says defensive backs are receivers who do not have the hands needed to be a good wide out, but I think that Jones would do a good job at the position. He has the speed to make huge plays downfield, making him a great deep threat. He would also be dangerous on slant routes, since he will be faster than any linebacker that picks him up in zone coverage. Jones would also open up some fun plays with stuff like screen passes and jet sweeps. The possibilities are almost endless if you have a creative coach who isn’t afraid to call some interesting plays.
22. Evan Jones is a big sneakerhead, so when he got a call from his agent telling him that he had a sponsorship lined up with Adidas, Evan wasted no time and jumped at the opportunity. The deal did not pay all that much since Jones is not a huge name in the sim football world yet, but deals like this are what help you get your name out there. He gets a nice check every month along with some of the newest releases in the sneaker market, and all he has to do is wear Adidas cleats and other gear. Evan has worked with Adidas on some custom cleats too, ranging from a pink set for breast cancer awareness month games, to a wonderful python scales design for home games in Portland, and a couple other designs that are still in the works. He is excited to show off his Chicago Butchers debut set here when the next season starts up. There is even a rumor floating around about Jones getting his own sneaker line here soon, but Jones would not give any details when asked about it. It was pretty easy to tell he was excited about something when he was asked about it, so something is definitely going on there. (212 Words)
30. Scouting report for ISFL prospect Offensive Lineman Stumpy Jones-
Stumpy Jones comes to Portland via Evergreen College. Not much is known about the mysterious ent’s background, but what we can tell you is that this sentient tree is a monster of an offensive lineman. One of, if not the strongest prospect in the season 28 class, they also display a surprising intelligence to their game, since trees are not exactly known for their brains. The way they use their limbs to throw defenders on the ground is something that a human lineman could simply not achieve, as shown by Stumpy’s league leading 67 pancakes. Jones only allowed one sack all season through fourteen games, which is also very impressive considering the uptick in sacks we saw this season. One area for Stumpy to improve on is his movement. As you could imagine, while trees are very tough and hard to get through, they are fairly immobile and easy to get around. If Stumpy can work on improving that in whatever way trees improve themselves,Jones could easily be a top offensive lineman in the league before you know it. And nothing short of a forest fire or a mishap at the hands of the Fire Salamanders is going to force Jones into retirement, so picking him up in the draft is a wise investment in the future of your team, as they will likely outlive the league itself. (234 words)
20. There are a couple of positions Evan Jones could be pretty good at if he needed to fill in for injured players. The obvious but least exciting one is cornerback, since it is a fairly similar position to safety and you will often see players bouncing from one position to the other. Jones would also make for a good outside linebacker, he has the speed to get to the quarterback quickly on a pass rush or cover tight ends or running backs in the passing game. If he had to play on the offensive side of the ball, he would likely line up at wide receiver. There is the old meme that says defensive backs are receivers who do not have the hands needed to be a good wide out, but I think that Jones would do a good job at the position. He has the speed to make huge plays downfield, making him a great deep threat. He would also be dangerous on slant routes, since he will be faster than any linebacker that picks him up in zone coverage. Jones would also open up some fun plays with stuff like screen passes and jet sweeps. The possibilities are almost endless if you have a creative coach who isn’t afraid to call some interesting plays.