+2.5 SHL PT
+2.5 (16) The bank now accepts ISFL currency in exchange for real money – every ISFL dollar counts as $0.50 in the real world. How much money would you exchange, and what would you spend it on?
I don’t have a huge bank in the ISFL, but I have a plan to fix that. I exchange all my ISFL money for real money. Then, I hire some people to start pumping out media for me in ISFL, and I mean pumping it out. I would have weekly podcasts that have great production where these guys will just take the random stuff I talk about through the week and combine it into a coherent podcast. I would have daily articles with news and notes with these guys digging deep through the archives of ISFL to make it a highly entertaining read. Folks would start to question how all this is suddenly coming from the quiet Toivo user. After building up my bank account to an ungodly amount, I would get out of the media mass production game and move into real estate. I would buy the stadiums that the teams play in and start playing hard ball with all these rich ISFL team owners. Some teams might have to pack it up and relocate if they don’t want to pay what I consider fair value for playing football in my stadium. Eventually, I would probably become what I hate. It is a vicious cycle it seems, but it’s only possible with this new ability to transfer ISFL bucks for real ones.
+2.5 (22) Your player has been paid to endorse a product/service. What is it? How do you endorse it?
Brock Bodenhamer has been approached to sell BB Guns. BB Guns, or Brock Bodenhamer Guns, are fun little toys that get children used to the idea of being gun toting folks. If you are not careful, you might shoot your eye out, and Brock Bodenhamer is totally not responsible for that. Brock Bodenhamer was considered a great candidate for this product because of alliteration. Everyone loves alliteration, it is why Brock’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bodenhamer, decided to name their son Brock. The fine people that invented the BB Gun knew they could find someone with a first and last name starting with B. After searching for likeable celebrities, they did not find one with the initials BB. Thus, they settled on Brock. It was a perfect storm of parents loving alliteration, the marketing department loving alliteration, and Brock being passable as the face of the BB gun product. The plan so far is to put a picture of Brock Bodenhamer making a reception and running, but instead of having a football in his hands, he has a BB gun. Print media is still thriving and Brock Bodenhamer has the fame for being in magazines. He isn’t the billboard type of star just yet. The Brock Bodenhamer + BB Gun combination is a match made in heaven.
+2.5 (27) You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
I feel like there aren’t enough robot fighting competitions anymore. I heard that the Olympics in Japan that were postponed were supposed to have some robotic fighting demonstrations or competitions. Essentially, the way I see it, the two teams competing for the Ultimus should have huge robots made in their mascot’s likeness or theme. Then during halftime, let them tear each other apart in the middle of the field. My major concern is about the robots falling apart and suddenly metal is all over the field. This can be fixed with a field wide magnet that workers will use to sweep the field of any metal objects. Why do I think this is the best idea for a half-time show? Well, we don’t really see any feats of strength at these shows. I love a good music performance as much as anyone else, but now I think some action is appropriate. Fighting robots is part of the future so now is the time to capitalize and join the trend that is going forward. If this plan does not work, then oh well, we all say we gave it a good try and go back to music performances. The potential memes that could arrive from this plan is worth it alone. Dare to be entertained? Bring the robots.
+2.5 (16) The bank now accepts ISFL currency in exchange for real money – every ISFL dollar counts as $0.50 in the real world. How much money would you exchange, and what would you spend it on?
I don’t have a huge bank in the ISFL, but I have a plan to fix that. I exchange all my ISFL money for real money. Then, I hire some people to start pumping out media for me in ISFL, and I mean pumping it out. I would have weekly podcasts that have great production where these guys will just take the random stuff I talk about through the week and combine it into a coherent podcast. I would have daily articles with news and notes with these guys digging deep through the archives of ISFL to make it a highly entertaining read. Folks would start to question how all this is suddenly coming from the quiet Toivo user. After building up my bank account to an ungodly amount, I would get out of the media mass production game and move into real estate. I would buy the stadiums that the teams play in and start playing hard ball with all these rich ISFL team owners. Some teams might have to pack it up and relocate if they don’t want to pay what I consider fair value for playing football in my stadium. Eventually, I would probably become what I hate. It is a vicious cycle it seems, but it’s only possible with this new ability to transfer ISFL bucks for real ones.
+2.5 (22) Your player has been paid to endorse a product/service. What is it? How do you endorse it?
Brock Bodenhamer has been approached to sell BB Guns. BB Guns, or Brock Bodenhamer Guns, are fun little toys that get children used to the idea of being gun toting folks. If you are not careful, you might shoot your eye out, and Brock Bodenhamer is totally not responsible for that. Brock Bodenhamer was considered a great candidate for this product because of alliteration. Everyone loves alliteration, it is why Brock’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bodenhamer, decided to name their son Brock. The fine people that invented the BB Gun knew they could find someone with a first and last name starting with B. After searching for likeable celebrities, they did not find one with the initials BB. Thus, they settled on Brock. It was a perfect storm of parents loving alliteration, the marketing department loving alliteration, and Brock being passable as the face of the BB gun product. The plan so far is to put a picture of Brock Bodenhamer making a reception and running, but instead of having a football in his hands, he has a BB gun. Print media is still thriving and Brock Bodenhamer has the fame for being in magazines. He isn’t the billboard type of star just yet. The Brock Bodenhamer + BB Gun combination is a match made in heaven.
+2.5 (27) You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
I feel like there aren’t enough robot fighting competitions anymore. I heard that the Olympics in Japan that were postponed were supposed to have some robotic fighting demonstrations or competitions. Essentially, the way I see it, the two teams competing for the Ultimus should have huge robots made in their mascot’s likeness or theme. Then during halftime, let them tear each other apart in the middle of the field. My major concern is about the robots falling apart and suddenly metal is all over the field. This can be fixed with a field wide magnet that workers will use to sweep the field of any metal objects. Why do I think this is the best idea for a half-time show? Well, we don’t really see any feats of strength at these shows. I love a good music performance as much as anyone else, but now I think some action is appropriate. Fighting robots is part of the future so now is the time to capitalize and join the trend that is going forward. If this plan does not work, then oh well, we all say we gave it a good try and go back to music performances. The potential memes that could arrive from this plan is worth it alone. Dare to be entertained? Bring the robots.
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