(S27) Ultimus Week

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14) Choose a team or player to write about that isn’t your own. What did they do well in the last season? Have they shown any drastic improvements from previous years? What could they do better? 5TPE

The ISFL holds many great players at many positions across the league. You have the max earners that range from first seasons in the DSFL to the tail end of their career as they either position swap or retire early. There is however, one player in particular that I want to talk about today, and that is @’whitecornerback’ s player, Dermot Lavelle Jr. Now many of you newer users who do not venture to the wiki so often may not know of Dermot Lavelle Sr. Who is arguably the greatest player the league has seen given he played in a much different era where players could play two ways. The man put up insane offensive and defensive numbers and is well known throughout the history of the ISFL as the GOAT. I want to talk about his son though, Dermot Lavelle Jr. was and continues to be the second greatest cornerback this season, as he climbs the ladder of all time pass deflections and all-time punt return yards Dermot’s crazy genetics continue to shine through his sons. Even looking at this past season despite people giving him shit Dermot was a leader on a HISTORIC Baltimore Hawks team, and despite mid-season troubles that saw a mass exodus from the team. Dermot was a true leader on and off the field, helping the team achieve history. Some may look at a recent article and see that Dermot Lavelle’s support tackle score was a whopping negative forty-nine, I raise you this could there not be an error in the way support is measured? I choose to subscribe to the idea that opposing quarterbacks merely threw away from Lavelle or that he got a pass defense or interception on any ball that came his way. Realistically Dermot should be the league’s MVP and let us look at the case for it, first off, he was a leader on a defense that was straight up historic at a negative four hundred exactly point differential, Dermot ensured that history would be made anytime his defense was on the field. Secondly Dermot, according to the index on the website did not allow a single catch! Some may argue that the in sim the stats say different but according to the information that is publicly available on our index there is no catches allowed! Finally, he is the GD GOAT!!! People continue to disrespect his name but never have I seen a player get such a contract at his age and according to the argument above play up to it throughout the duration. Even better he just took a paycut so that his team can continue to achieve history next season, what a truly selfless player who puts the team before himself. Vote Dermot for MVP

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23) Design the ideal uniform or a helmet for a team in the DSFL or ISFL. Graphics only. 2.5 TPE

Tijuana Color Rush
Nacho Libre Jersey



19) Your player or team made big headlines in the news this week. What did they do, and why did it garner so much attention? 2.5 TPE

Arizona Outlaws made headlines last week after signing free agent cornerback Rich Triplet. Triplet played two seasons for the team’s rival San Jose Sabercats and tested free agency for the first time in his career. Rich is one of the top cornerbacks from the 2041 draft class and teams up with fellow classmate Tayshawn Crunk, in a statement Triplet said that he was ecstatic to take the field with his classmate. “I love Crunk man, he was so good in London at safety and has transitioned to corner really well. I think it showed with how good the defense was last year, I am really happy to join such a great organization and what they’re building here. They were already top of their conference and now they have only gotten better.” Arizona was rumored to be late to the Rich Triplet free agency frenzy but was able to sway the Lavelle Sports Group athlete to sign with the team. This comes off the news that former quarterback and offensive lineman Jay Cue has retired, while Rich will not be blocking for the second year quarterback Cortez, he will be able to lockdown a secondary that was not lacking for talent.

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