08-06-2017, 07:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-06-2017, 07:44 PM by HalfEatenOnionBagel.)
Hello, yes sorry I got here late, my name is Dr. Tobias Funke, not with any media outlets I am actually working with the league as a professional analyst and therapist, an analrapist if you will.
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Like I mentioned, I got here a little late. Why exactly are you here today?
Mhmmmm, yes and how does that make you feel?
Ah, ok I see I see. How do you feel about the league's handling of head trauma, player safety and medical conditions such as concussions and CTE?
Sir, I believe that due to your responses here you may be suffering from some sort of brain damage. How many fingers am I holding up right now?
It's worse than I thought! Someone get this man to a doctor, he's probably contagious! Wait, I'm a doctor! Yes I can do it, I CAN SAVE YOU.
(As "Dr." Funke arises from his seat, he is quickly grabbed by two men in black suits and escorted from the room)
![[Image: tobias_funke.jpeg]](http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tobias_funke.jpeg)
Like I mentioned, I got here a little late. Why exactly are you here today?
Mhmmmm, yes and how does that make you feel?
Ah, ok I see I see. How do you feel about the league's handling of head trauma, player safety and medical conditions such as concussions and CTE?
Sir, I believe that due to your responses here you may be suffering from some sort of brain damage. How many fingers am I holding up right now?
It's worse than I thought! Someone get this man to a doctor, he's probably contagious! Wait, I'm a doctor! Yes I can do it, I CAN SAVE YOU.
(As "Dr." Funke arises from his seat, he is quickly grabbed by two men in black suits and escorted from the room)
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
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[OPTION](S3) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S4) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S5) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S6) 14 Games Played
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]Most Likely to Break the Team Bench When Sitting Down
[OPTION]Pumpkin Chuckin' Rally 2017 Semifinalist
[OPTION]Most Likely to Get Traded in S8 (T-1st)
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion S7, S8