I’m going to stay close to home here and talk about my DSFL draft. I fell to the London Royals in the second round, the 13th overall pick. Conversations since have told me I was close to going at three higher picks to two other teams. Let’s take a look at both.
1) Portland Pythons
So what changes if I go to Portland? Put simply, not much. I probably give the same ISFL scouting answers that unicorn liked and end up where I am today. There were enough vocal Portland members in the AZ War Room to see to that. The obvious downsides would be me not having an Ultimini (less important) and not being able to make numerous jokes at my now running backs expense (way more important).
Hold up. What happens if Syl makes that trade sending me to Portland? I feel like I would have been the least important part of a historic deal.
2) Minnesota Grey Ducks
This one would have been way more impactful. Naturally, as a Grey Duck, I drop another spot in the draft and end up on Chicago. Do you remember what happened with that pick? 9oa was cursed in S25. Do I post a picture of my dick in the LR, go inactive before being called up and have my players corpse reanimated to play Offensive Line? Shudder.
This one definitely would have changed more stuff, and I’m glad it didn’t happen.
1) Portland Pythons
So what changes if I go to Portland? Put simply, not much. I probably give the same ISFL scouting answers that unicorn liked and end up where I am today. There were enough vocal Portland members in the AZ War Room to see to that. The obvious downsides would be me not having an Ultimini (less important) and not being able to make numerous jokes at my now running backs expense (way more important).
Hold up. What happens if Syl makes that trade sending me to Portland? I feel like I would have been the least important part of a historic deal.
2) Minnesota Grey Ducks
This one would have been way more impactful. Naturally, as a Grey Duck, I drop another spot in the draft and end up on Chicago. Do you remember what happened with that pick? 9oa was cursed in S25. Do I post a picture of my dick in the LR, go inactive before being called up and have my players corpse reanimated to play Offensive Line? Shudder.
This one definitely would have changed more stuff, and I’m glad it didn’t happen.