Okay first of all, wide receivers? Cut them we don't need them. Unless they can play tail back in which case yes, you're welcome. Secondly we speak to the parents of the kids and we organise some kind of gambling ring. Predominantly around which child they expect to have the most TD's and rushing yards. We then go to the next logical conclusion, pay to play call. We will hold a 10 second auction via mobile at the start of our drive the winner of which will pick our play for that particular drive. The bidding will start at $1. If you truly think you can do better than a DSFL legend such as myself you're welcome to stump up some cash to do so. Let's get these kids some golden cleats. Outside of that I'm really not sure what else a coach does? Defense is a thing but like, it's high school, how competent can these children be? There's two possibilities. Either the opposing team has some kind of enormous, post-pubescent child ready to run ramshod all over our lot, or we have that child. So either we win by default or they do because that's the nature of high school football. Coaching, in this case, is pointless. I fully expect we'd win by 3-400 points. Anything less deserves a national enquiry.
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