SO its time for corpse grinder to be a high school football coach. His home town is in Hell so I would imagine he would be coaching for a youth team down there. He would be the worst coach ever because to him football is so easy but teaching is very hard. He would probably get frustrated with the kids on his team and probably their parents too. Even though they are demonic beasts from hell they still have a soft spot for their lil boy. I am sure George fisher wouldnt last long as a coach because at some point he would snap and probably throw one of these demon parents into the styx river to drown. IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND COVER 2 DEFENSE I WILL BEHEAD YOU was a direct quote from corpse grinder during a practice session. The players just laughed till Jimmy's head was sitting on the goal post. I don't think he has the patience for this but he would gain a new appreciation for his sabercat coaches after this whole thing and that would help him bond more with the team. Corpsegrinder usually enjoys going back to hell to visit family but this trip would not be one he would want to remember.
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