Well the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about which charities I would prefer to work with is The United Way. Yes of course I would be helping people, but I think that there are other charities that probably do a better job of helping people. No, my reasoning is a bit more nefarious than that. The United Way is a very large and very popular charity, and they have had a relationship with the NFL for a long time, filming commercials with NFL stars. As far as I know, there’s never been an ISFL star on a United Way commercial, so I could be the first! Now, on to my nefarious reasoning for choosing this charity. Do you know about the Peyton Manning sketch on Saturday Night Live about the United Way? It’s hilarious, and one of my favorites. He’s just chucking balls at kids heads, yelling at them, making them take laps, punishing them by making them go stand in the porta potty, and using them to pick up girls. It’s absolutely hilarious and I’d love to get my own version of a commercial like that. Does that make me a bad person? Perhaps. But it would definitely be worth it. [205 words]
|