2.5 TPE - Tier 3 - Task 18 – Ultimate Team Player
@Sebster
My boy Willie Miller must be the no-brainer choice for ultimate team player. He’s the wingman at the bars that takes down the 4s so you can bring the dimes home, he’s the straw that stirs the drink. According to the Center for Management & Organization Effectiveness, a Great Team Player is characterized by 7 big attributes –
1) They Understand their Role – My boy Willie knows his role. It’s to break up big plays and look damn good while doing it.
2) They Embrace Collaboration – Willie knows I am better at interceptions than him, so he watched a crap ton of my film and copies me now.
3) They Hold Themselves Accountable – When Willie showed up to practice in crocs, he knew the heat was coming and he welcomed it.
4) They Are Committed To Their Team – Willie purposely doesn’t gain a lot of TPE to ensure he can stay down with the Royals as long as possible.
5) They Are Flexible – Willie can do a split.
6) They Are Optimistic and Future-Focused – It just was announced that the Royals had their best regular season record ever. The first thing that Willie said? “Until next year.”
7) They Back Up Goals with Action – When we needed a big play in last nights game, you know who stepped up? The man, the myth, the legend. Willie came up with a HUGE pick and we scored a touchdown on the drive immediately after. That’s an ultimate team player.
2.5 TPE – Tier 3 – Task 23 – Halftime Show
Welcome to the Ultimus Halftime Show! We’re here overlooking the field where a massive silhouette of an ass has been assembled as a stage. There’s been no formal announcement of a musical guest for today’s festivities….
The lights drop, and a spotlight shines down on the middle where the ass’ hole should be. A trap door opens, and a platform protrudes from the gaping hole. Suddenly, Weird Al Yankovic is there, with a tuba! He is serenading the die hard ISFL fans with some of his famous songs, which include White & Nerdy, Fat, Eat It, Smells Like Nirvana, and Like a Surgeon. His musical prowess is captivating the crowd, which seems dumbstruck! They love his talent so much that they’re throwing gifts of their stadium purchased food at him! Do you know how much money that corn dog cost? $8.99! That’s quite the tip!
OH! What’s this? A second performer! Carrot Top has come onto the stage and is dancing around with some props! We’ve never had an Ultimus Halftime show quite like this! I can’t wait to come back to arrange it all again next year!
OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING SOMEONE HAS COVERED MY FACE WITH A BURLAP BAG AND I AM –
2.5 TPE – Tier 3 – Task 26 – Positions
I chose cornerback because it was made abundantly clear that the “sexy positions” are always well saturated and hard to carve out regular, reliable playing time unless you’re a known commodity with the ability to max-earn. It was disappointing – I wanted to be a Derek Henry style RB that could run 30 yards with half the opposing team draped all over me. With my last player, I started off as a RB but shifted to DE to accommodate my team’s needs. DE is fun and all, but I was bored with it. Cornerback is fun as it’s sort of the anti-wide receiver, it falls on the CB to stay right with the opposing “sexy player” and ruin their experience. It’s kinda trolly, and that’s something that I find entertaining. But if I could possibly roll it back and go with a position I truly wanted to play, I’d play as a Tight End or a Running Back. I’d love to put points up on the board. Interceptions and broken up passes are fun, but unless you can get a pick-six, you’re not seeing that number on your team’s side of the board go up at all. That’s my biggest gripe with the current saturation of positions.
2.5 TPE - Tier 3 – Task 29 - SHL PT Affiliation - https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3031446
@Sebster
My boy Willie Miller must be the no-brainer choice for ultimate team player. He’s the wingman at the bars that takes down the 4s so you can bring the dimes home, he’s the straw that stirs the drink. According to the Center for Management & Organization Effectiveness, a Great Team Player is characterized by 7 big attributes –
1) They Understand their Role – My boy Willie knows his role. It’s to break up big plays and look damn good while doing it.
2) They Embrace Collaboration – Willie knows I am better at interceptions than him, so he watched a crap ton of my film and copies me now.
3) They Hold Themselves Accountable – When Willie showed up to practice in crocs, he knew the heat was coming and he welcomed it.
4) They Are Committed To Their Team – Willie purposely doesn’t gain a lot of TPE to ensure he can stay down with the Royals as long as possible.
5) They Are Flexible – Willie can do a split.
6) They Are Optimistic and Future-Focused – It just was announced that the Royals had their best regular season record ever. The first thing that Willie said? “Until next year.”
7) They Back Up Goals with Action – When we needed a big play in last nights game, you know who stepped up? The man, the myth, the legend. Willie came up with a HUGE pick and we scored a touchdown on the drive immediately after. That’s an ultimate team player.
2.5 TPE – Tier 3 – Task 23 – Halftime Show
Welcome to the Ultimus Halftime Show! We’re here overlooking the field where a massive silhouette of an ass has been assembled as a stage. There’s been no formal announcement of a musical guest for today’s festivities….
The lights drop, and a spotlight shines down on the middle where the ass’ hole should be. A trap door opens, and a platform protrudes from the gaping hole. Suddenly, Weird Al Yankovic is there, with a tuba! He is serenading the die hard ISFL fans with some of his famous songs, which include White & Nerdy, Fat, Eat It, Smells Like Nirvana, and Like a Surgeon. His musical prowess is captivating the crowd, which seems dumbstruck! They love his talent so much that they’re throwing gifts of their stadium purchased food at him! Do you know how much money that corn dog cost? $8.99! That’s quite the tip!
OH! What’s this? A second performer! Carrot Top has come onto the stage and is dancing around with some props! We’ve never had an Ultimus Halftime show quite like this! I can’t wait to come back to arrange it all again next year!
OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING SOMEONE HAS COVERED MY FACE WITH A BURLAP BAG AND I AM –
2.5 TPE – Tier 3 – Task 26 – Positions
I chose cornerback because it was made abundantly clear that the “sexy positions” are always well saturated and hard to carve out regular, reliable playing time unless you’re a known commodity with the ability to max-earn. It was disappointing – I wanted to be a Derek Henry style RB that could run 30 yards with half the opposing team draped all over me. With my last player, I started off as a RB but shifted to DE to accommodate my team’s needs. DE is fun and all, but I was bored with it. Cornerback is fun as it’s sort of the anti-wide receiver, it falls on the CB to stay right with the opposing “sexy player” and ruin their experience. It’s kinda trolly, and that’s something that I find entertaining. But if I could possibly roll it back and go with a position I truly wanted to play, I’d play as a Tight End or a Running Back. I’d love to put points up on the board. Interceptions and broken up passes are fun, but unless you can get a pick-six, you’re not seeing that number on your team’s side of the board go up at all. That’s my biggest gripe with the current saturation of positions.
2.5 TPE - Tier 3 – Task 29 - SHL PT Affiliation - https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3031446