Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. Graphic Option: Create a field / stadium design for your team.
The London Royals stadium is already perfect, so I would just recommend one addition: a name change. I propose the new name to be Slatarn Field at ModernDeadly Stadium. Slatarn Field is named after the current London GMs: @slate and @katarn22. These two GMs have proved to be killer in their talent acquisition, progression, and retention, always putting out a great product on the field. They have single handedly turned this team around. After going 6-8 last year, we are now squarely in the ultimini after a great 11-3 season. Secondly, the stadium itself will be named after London’s first two GMs, @Modern_Duke and @DeadlyPlayer. These days, Duke is more known for his antics in the e horse community than he is as a dot, but there’s nothing wrong with that (some might say). I propose we name the stadium after these two, because it is in fact the house that they built. Without them, there would be no London Royals as we know them today. Oh, I also guess that a home team locker room upgrade would be nice too. Swimming pool, barber shop, massage parlor. The whole nine yards. Let’s pimp out our locker room and leave the away team’s room to rot in shambles.
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Written option - which teammate of yours is the ultimate team player and why? How does this person exhibit selflessness and put the team first? Are they a great locker room presence who encourages others? Do they play an important but unappreciated role on the team which doesn't receive much recognition for awards? Graphic Option: Create a graphic of your player with your teammate who exhibits a team-friendly attitude.
Two words. C.J. Sonjack (@Ace). This mfer right here always leaves it all out on the field and plays with his heart on his sleeve. You know us by many names: the twin terrors, the vaccinated vandals, the cornerstones of the legion of wankers. I know him by only one name: friend. C.J. is the ultimate team player, the ultimate defensive leader, the ultimate lockdown corner, and last but not least the greatest connection I have on this team.C.J. is your prototypical first in, last out, lunch pail, scrappy, gym rat player who always puts the team’s needs in front of his own. He took Willie under his wing last season and taught him everything it took to be a CB at the ISFL level. Us two have had a great time spearheading the fearsome London defense, but unfortunately all good things must come to an end. Next season, our paths will diverge, but hopefully only temporarily. I would consider myself blessed if I had the opportunity to link up with C.J. at the next level. And I know whatever GM made the moves to bring us together, whether that be in free agency or through trades, would love the jewelry we brought him every offseason.
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Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights. Written or graphic option available.
@BOOM™ aka Buffalo Hunter. 6 feet 6 inches, 255 pounds. Current important attributes: Overall - 69, Strength - 70, Hands - 73, Endurance - 64, Agility - 55, Speed - 80. Current Stats: 47 catches, 523 receiving yards, 11.1 yards per catch, 6 touchdowns, 8 dropped passes, 22 first downs, 46.8 first down percentage, 24 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed. Now look, I could go on and on and on about his receiving stats. 500 receiving yards and 6 touchdowns is pretty good for a rookie tight end, but what I really want to talk about here is the not so glamorous stats. Buffalo Hunter had a reception resulting in a first down 46.8 percent of the time! That’s absurd! And that doesn’t even count the touchdowns, so if we take away those 6 receptions, his first down percentage actually rises up to a staggering 53 percent of the time. ISFL GMs take note: when you throw it to Buffalo Hunter, you have a better chance of getting a first down than if you were to flip a coin and call heads. To add on to this, he had 24 pancakes, a respectable number, but more importantly gave up ZERO sacks in pass protection. So even when Buffalo Hunter was asked to stay in and block, he selflessly completed his task with the utmost perfection.
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Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
Honestly, I just chose CB because it had a higher rate of open spots compared to the other positions. Had I not gone CB I probably would have made a speed/receiving RB ala Christian McCaffrey. I have always been fascinated by the RB position and all the options available to them. It’s great to see your player go for 3 yards a couple plays then break off a huge 20 yard run off a broken tackle. Or take a wheel route out of the backfield 40 yards to the endzone. Not to mention throwing down a huge block on a blitzing LB in pass protection while your QB slings the ball downfield. Another option I could have gone for would have been linebacker. The true leader of the defense lies in the middle where they can see everything and make all the necessary adjustments. Someone who can cover slot WRs, RBs, TEs sideline to sideline is absolutely priceless to any franchise. And coming up to make an exciting tackle resulting in a fumble is just *chef’s kiss*. I’m glad I went CB and ended up on the Royals, because had I created either of these two positions, I probably would have ended up elsewhere on some stinky DSFL team like Portland.
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The London Royals stadium is already perfect, so I would just recommend one addition: a name change. I propose the new name to be Slatarn Field at ModernDeadly Stadium. Slatarn Field is named after the current London GMs: @slate and @katarn22. These two GMs have proved to be killer in their talent acquisition, progression, and retention, always putting out a great product on the field. They have single handedly turned this team around. After going 6-8 last year, we are now squarely in the ultimini after a great 11-3 season. Secondly, the stadium itself will be named after London’s first two GMs, @Modern_Duke and @DeadlyPlayer. These days, Duke is more known for his antics in the e horse community than he is as a dot, but there’s nothing wrong with that (some might say). I propose we name the stadium after these two, because it is in fact the house that they built. Without them, there would be no London Royals as we know them today. Oh, I also guess that a home team locker room upgrade would be nice too. Swimming pool, barber shop, massage parlor. The whole nine yards. Let’s pimp out our locker room and leave the away team’s room to rot in shambles.
(207 words)
Written option - which teammate of yours is the ultimate team player and why? How does this person exhibit selflessness and put the team first? Are they a great locker room presence who encourages others? Do they play an important but unappreciated role on the team which doesn't receive much recognition for awards? Graphic Option: Create a graphic of your player with your teammate who exhibits a team-friendly attitude.
Two words. C.J. Sonjack (@Ace). This mfer right here always leaves it all out on the field and plays with his heart on his sleeve. You know us by many names: the twin terrors, the vaccinated vandals, the cornerstones of the legion of wankers. I know him by only one name: friend. C.J. is the ultimate team player, the ultimate defensive leader, the ultimate lockdown corner, and last but not least the greatest connection I have on this team.C.J. is your prototypical first in, last out, lunch pail, scrappy, gym rat player who always puts the team’s needs in front of his own. He took Willie under his wing last season and taught him everything it took to be a CB at the ISFL level. Us two have had a great time spearheading the fearsome London defense, but unfortunately all good things must come to an end. Next season, our paths will diverge, but hopefully only temporarily. I would consider myself blessed if I had the opportunity to link up with C.J. at the next level. And I know whatever GM made the moves to bring us together, whether that be in free agency or through trades, would love the jewelry we brought him every offseason.
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Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights. Written or graphic option available.
@BOOM™ aka Buffalo Hunter. 6 feet 6 inches, 255 pounds. Current important attributes: Overall - 69, Strength - 70, Hands - 73, Endurance - 64, Agility - 55, Speed - 80. Current Stats: 47 catches, 523 receiving yards, 11.1 yards per catch, 6 touchdowns, 8 dropped passes, 22 first downs, 46.8 first down percentage, 24 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed. Now look, I could go on and on and on about his receiving stats. 500 receiving yards and 6 touchdowns is pretty good for a rookie tight end, but what I really want to talk about here is the not so glamorous stats. Buffalo Hunter had a reception resulting in a first down 46.8 percent of the time! That’s absurd! And that doesn’t even count the touchdowns, so if we take away those 6 receptions, his first down percentage actually rises up to a staggering 53 percent of the time. ISFL GMs take note: when you throw it to Buffalo Hunter, you have a better chance of getting a first down than if you were to flip a coin and call heads. To add on to this, he had 24 pancakes, a respectable number, but more importantly gave up ZERO sacks in pass protection. So even when Buffalo Hunter was asked to stay in and block, he selflessly completed his task with the utmost perfection.
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Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
Honestly, I just chose CB because it had a higher rate of open spots compared to the other positions. Had I not gone CB I probably would have made a speed/receiving RB ala Christian McCaffrey. I have always been fascinated by the RB position and all the options available to them. It’s great to see your player go for 3 yards a couple plays then break off a huge 20 yard run off a broken tackle. Or take a wheel route out of the backfield 40 yards to the endzone. Not to mention throwing down a huge block on a blitzing LB in pass protection while your QB slings the ball downfield. Another option I could have gone for would have been linebacker. The true leader of the defense lies in the middle where they can see everything and make all the necessary adjustments. Someone who can cover slot WRs, RBs, TEs sideline to sideline is absolutely priceless to any franchise. And coming up to make an exciting tackle resulting in a fumble is just *chef’s kiss*. I’m glad I went CB and ended up on the Royals, because had I created either of these two positions, I probably would have ended up elsewhere on some stinky DSFL team like Portland.
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