8. With awards season upon us, make up an award for your player win for something not on the football field? (5TPE)
This season the IRFL (Interdimensional Robo Football League) has decided to present an award to a player in either the ISFL or DSFL. The Robo Player of the Year award is given to the best robot player. There were four finalists this year. 2 from the DSFL and 2 from the ISFL. Let's check it out:
The first player from the DSFL to be nominated is a kicker/punter from the Portland Pythons: Toy Robot. While he is merely an animated toy, Toy Robot has a surprisingly strong leg. He had the second longest punt and second longest average in the DSFL. Plus he is a robot so of course he would be on this list.
The second player from the DSFL that has a shot at the Robo award is none other than Xavier Walls, a linebacker from Portland as well. He put up stats that were so ridiculous this season that it confused the robo judges into thinking that he is not human. I don't blame them either. I mean the guy tied or broke several DSFL records. Go look at those stats. They are inhuman. I kinda feel bad for his opponents.
Moving on the ISFL, the first nominee is Sulieman Ramza, QB for the Orange County Otters. This is another pick that was based on the confusion of the judges. In their review of game film, the robo judges saw Ramza taking a beating every play. If he wasn't getting sacked, he still taking a hit or being hurried. The judges calculated that no mere human could take a beating like that and still play well. So he must be a robot.
And finally the last nominee is Bender Rodriguez, LB from Orange County as well. Bender, as is name implies, is a bending machine who went rogue and started playing football. He excelled in his rookie season and was robbed of a Defensive Rookie of the Year nomination. He hopes that getting a the Robo award will still make Mommy proud.
And the winner is... Xavier Walls!
"What?!" Bender exclaims as Walls takes to the stage to give his acceptance speech. As Walls is talking, Bender rushes the stage and pushes Walls away from the podium. " This is some grade A malarkey! These judges think this toy and two meatbags are even comparable to me, the great Bender? I'll show you! That's my award!" Bender snatches the trophy away from Walls and bangs it against his knee. As Walls falls to the ground, Bender runs away with the award saying, "Bite my glorious golden ass. hehehehehe."
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20. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? Graphic Option: Create the cover art for your player’s show (2.5 TPE)
21. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights. Written or graphic option available. (2.5 TPE)
Made for Bill de La T. Dauterive @Big_Papi
This season the IRFL (Interdimensional Robo Football League) has decided to present an award to a player in either the ISFL or DSFL. The Robo Player of the Year award is given to the best robot player. There were four finalists this year. 2 from the DSFL and 2 from the ISFL. Let's check it out:
The first player from the DSFL to be nominated is a kicker/punter from the Portland Pythons: Toy Robot. While he is merely an animated toy, Toy Robot has a surprisingly strong leg. He had the second longest punt and second longest average in the DSFL. Plus he is a robot so of course he would be on this list.
The second player from the DSFL that has a shot at the Robo award is none other than Xavier Walls, a linebacker from Portland as well. He put up stats that were so ridiculous this season that it confused the robo judges into thinking that he is not human. I don't blame them either. I mean the guy tied or broke several DSFL records. Go look at those stats. They are inhuman. I kinda feel bad for his opponents.
Moving on the ISFL, the first nominee is Sulieman Ramza, QB for the Orange County Otters. This is another pick that was based on the confusion of the judges. In their review of game film, the robo judges saw Ramza taking a beating every play. If he wasn't getting sacked, he still taking a hit or being hurried. The judges calculated that no mere human could take a beating like that and still play well. So he must be a robot.
And finally the last nominee is Bender Rodriguez, LB from Orange County as well. Bender, as is name implies, is a bending machine who went rogue and started playing football. He excelled in his rookie season and was robbed of a Defensive Rookie of the Year nomination. He hopes that getting a the Robo award will still make Mommy proud.
And the winner is... Xavier Walls!
"What?!" Bender exclaims as Walls takes to the stage to give his acceptance speech. As Walls is talking, Bender rushes the stage and pushes Walls away from the podium. " This is some grade A malarkey! These judges think this toy and two meatbags are even comparable to me, the great Bender? I'll show you! That's my award!" Bender snatches the trophy away from Walls and bangs it against his knee. As Walls falls to the ground, Bender runs away with the award saying, "Bite my glorious golden ass. hehehehehe."
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20. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? Graphic Option: Create the cover art for your player’s show (2.5 TPE)
21. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights. Written or graphic option available. (2.5 TPE)
Made for Bill de La T. Dauterive @Big_Papi
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