Non football related award that my player would win 400 words
Sam the Onion Man would win the award for Eating the Most Onions in a Season. Sam loves his onions and passionately grows them, always suggesting to other players to eat them as well. He isn’t shy about this proclaiming that his football skills are directly because of the onions he eats. His proof is his lovable donkey Mary Lou who has be a live longer than he is, and all she eats is onions. He loves talking about his onions and believes in them so much, he even tells opposing teams and players about his onions. His teammates at times complain about the locker room smelling of onions, but they’re sweet onions so it not too pungent. Definitely not as bad as the ass sweat of 50 grown men.
At the award celebration every thing is decorated in different kinds of onions. The light coverings are onions shaped with the colors pale yellow, red, purple and green. The food is onion soup, all the potato chips are chives flavor, any and every dish has caramelized onions, and every table gets its own onion blossom with special sauce just like from the county fair. The floral decoration are all flowers of various onion species. The confetti is onions. For the award speech Sam would talk about growing up in the lake rowing everyday. How one day he found his first onion and took a bite of it. It completely changed his world and he fell in love. He spent much of his young adult years looking for the best wild onions until he finally found the onion patch that he now calls his own. Sam would talk about when he first met mary lou. He met her while looking for onions one day and found her chopping down on a over turned onion cart. The sight convinced him she was worth being friends with and gave him the idea to start his own onion cart to sell his onions. At the end of the speech Sam would talk about all the ways one could have onions. Onion omelet, potatoes and onions, onions and liver, onions and fish, onions and salad, onions and soup, onions and pasta, onions and curry, onions and bloody mary’s, etc. There are so many ways to have onions. And then onions would rain down on every one and every one would take a onion of their own home with them as Sam walked away with the onion trophy.
How Baltimore’s rebuild is going 400 words.
Baltimore’s rebuild is going fantastic. Maybe not in the win column, actually it is going great in the win column. After going winless last season Baltimore stole not one, but two wins from opponents this season. The Hawks 2nd over all star running back has extended his contract for another season. The General managers are making even bigger draft waves than they did last season. The duo Frick and Hall have loaded up with not two or three, but four picks in the first round. Which maybe to the very detriment of every other team. When the huge S22 class is now in regression, Baltimore should be looking very good in about four seasons as they will have a plethora of max earning players in comparison to the rest of the league. I would not be shocked to hear they take certain users like Drizzy or Shadyshorelace, the latter being someone I see the Hawks taking in the 1st over all for this draft. It is hard to say there is any improvement the hawks could do beyond what they have already accomplished. They have built a strong locker room with a lot of active users, especially with rookies who seem to really enjoy hanging out in even just the server lobby.
For the players retiring from the team, I am positive they would all prefer to stay just a bit longer to see the full recovery of this once proud and league leading dynasty. The potential for this gathering of talent that Frick and Hall are putting together could make Baltimore one best teams in league history. They already have historic users in of themselves, but they have infinite and bigred, and bright up and coming star badger. However, the team still has a long way to go as the tpe tracker still shows them 5,000 tpe behind the next lowest team, and the top teams with over double the hawks total. It is good for the league all together that no team is ever as easy of a push over as the hawks have been last couple seasons. Keeping every team at a certain level of ability keeps the league all together healthy and competitive. The Hawks were in this position just a year ago trying to put together and incredible rebuild only for it to collapse and fall apart 6 moths later. Only time will tell if this time is different. I personally am rooting for them to succeed.
Sam the Onion Man would win the award for Eating the Most Onions in a Season. Sam loves his onions and passionately grows them, always suggesting to other players to eat them as well. He isn’t shy about this proclaiming that his football skills are directly because of the onions he eats. His proof is his lovable donkey Mary Lou who has be a live longer than he is, and all she eats is onions. He loves talking about his onions and believes in them so much, he even tells opposing teams and players about his onions. His teammates at times complain about the locker room smelling of onions, but they’re sweet onions so it not too pungent. Definitely not as bad as the ass sweat of 50 grown men.
At the award celebration every thing is decorated in different kinds of onions. The light coverings are onions shaped with the colors pale yellow, red, purple and green. The food is onion soup, all the potato chips are chives flavor, any and every dish has caramelized onions, and every table gets its own onion blossom with special sauce just like from the county fair. The floral decoration are all flowers of various onion species. The confetti is onions. For the award speech Sam would talk about growing up in the lake rowing everyday. How one day he found his first onion and took a bite of it. It completely changed his world and he fell in love. He spent much of his young adult years looking for the best wild onions until he finally found the onion patch that he now calls his own. Sam would talk about when he first met mary lou. He met her while looking for onions one day and found her chopping down on a over turned onion cart. The sight convinced him she was worth being friends with and gave him the idea to start his own onion cart to sell his onions. At the end of the speech Sam would talk about all the ways one could have onions. Onion omelet, potatoes and onions, onions and liver, onions and fish, onions and salad, onions and soup, onions and pasta, onions and curry, onions and bloody mary’s, etc. There are so many ways to have onions. And then onions would rain down on every one and every one would take a onion of their own home with them as Sam walked away with the onion trophy.
How Baltimore’s rebuild is going 400 words.
Baltimore’s rebuild is going fantastic. Maybe not in the win column, actually it is going great in the win column. After going winless last season Baltimore stole not one, but two wins from opponents this season. The Hawks 2nd over all star running back has extended his contract for another season. The General managers are making even bigger draft waves than they did last season. The duo Frick and Hall have loaded up with not two or three, but four picks in the first round. Which maybe to the very detriment of every other team. When the huge S22 class is now in regression, Baltimore should be looking very good in about four seasons as they will have a plethora of max earning players in comparison to the rest of the league. I would not be shocked to hear they take certain users like Drizzy or Shadyshorelace, the latter being someone I see the Hawks taking in the 1st over all for this draft. It is hard to say there is any improvement the hawks could do beyond what they have already accomplished. They have built a strong locker room with a lot of active users, especially with rookies who seem to really enjoy hanging out in even just the server lobby.
For the players retiring from the team, I am positive they would all prefer to stay just a bit longer to see the full recovery of this once proud and league leading dynasty. The potential for this gathering of talent that Frick and Hall are putting together could make Baltimore one best teams in league history. They already have historic users in of themselves, but they have infinite and bigred, and bright up and coming star badger. However, the team still has a long way to go as the tpe tracker still shows them 5,000 tpe behind the next lowest team, and the top teams with over double the hawks total. It is good for the league all together that no team is ever as easy of a push over as the hawks have been last couple seasons. Keeping every team at a certain level of ability keeps the league all together healthy and competitive. The Hawks were in this position just a year ago trying to put together and incredible rebuild only for it to collapse and fall apart 6 moths later. Only time will tell if this time is different. I personally am rooting for them to succeed.