They say you learn a lot about a person by their music taste. Normally, when traveling to and from games, each player will have their own headphones with their own music. Instead, the Yellowknife Wraiths decided that after loss #1, the team needed to get on the same page, and the only way to do that was with everyone’s music selection. Not a single one was what you predicted. Smallwood had only a cappella versions of rock songs. After about song 3, the team wanted to kill him, so they shut that off. Bork went next. You’d think the Scandinavian upbringing, there’d be some metal in there. No one is really sure, it may have been metal, but the use of only 1930s instruments (because they had the best sound he claimed) made people remiss about the a cappella. Garden decided, that as a leader, he should step up next. Whale songs; it was just the sounds of whales. That lasted two minutes. Marcus Kane decided an intervention was necessary and plugged his music in. Yodeling, the hit list owner loves his yodeling. 25 minutes had passed in total, and yet six players were already shown to have music that wasn’t just unbearable, it was uncannily weird. Maddox stepped up, in hopes to show that his music was normal, after all, the man loves his clubs, but no, it was Jonathan Cage. After taking a breather in 4:33, the team decided that another change was needed. Orosz started out promising, when he said this music was the Soul of Chicago, until people realized it was literally his recordings of the sounds he heard in Chicago, no commentary, just things like a train passing by. The team kept going for another 25 minutes, Nuck’s weird songs about the earth being flat and Cushing’s list of national anthems of other countries didn’t help either. Finally, some normalcy was found when Akselsen stepped up. The Broadway show tunes may not have been anyone else’s first pick, but at least the whole team sang along, to all the classics.
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