My life has been hard. A constant struggle to do the right thing while playing with the shitty hands that life has dealt me. And me being a man of faith and good virtue, I have developed a sort of code that I live by. And one of these codes is to take what life gives you. If you’re given lemons, make lemonade. So if I were to check my bank account balance one day to find that I have been given an extra 4 million dollars that was accidentally put into my account, there’s only one thing I can do. I would go straight to the Alamo Beer Brewery and buy as much beer as they will allow me to. I will then call up my ex-wife Lenore to tell her the great news! After she inevitably comes over and I inevitably have her wrestle my veiny Hussainy, I will kick her out and throw a huge party at my home which will finally be paid off! I would invite my whole team including the coaches and cheerleaders, have a full bar and pound of kush and a mountain of nose candy. And if anyone asked about the extra money I would claim I neons know what they are talking about. Oh and I wouldn’t tell the GM not would he be receiving an invitation to my party.
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”
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