So the boneheads in the Colorado Yeti front office have misplaced $4 Million? Not surprising to be honest. The question has been posed, what would I do after noticing this error? Well finders keepers I say. The Yeti probably have a huge bank vault filled with cash and as a rostered player, I deserve a share of the loot. Don't I?
Assuming that the finance department don't immediately notice the discrepancy, I'm off to the real estate agent to buy a bigass house in a nice part of the state. After some initial research, I'll buy this place in Loveland, CO for $2.9 Million which leaves me another $1.1 Million(I didn't even use a calculator) to spend on a very nice automobile.
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OK, so now I've taken a look at new vehicle options and will buy this thing for the drive to the Yeti practice facility. It's only $75,000 so I will find some worthy charities to donate the remaining cash to, in a bid to save what little conscience remains. It's not every day that you come into this kind of money, so why not enjoy it when you can?
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Some may call what I have done as theft, but if in this day and age and the incredible technology of accounting, that an error of that magnitude can be made.....tough shit. I'm spending it.
Assuming that the finance department don't immediately notice the discrepancy, I'm off to the real estate agent to buy a bigass house in a nice part of the state. After some initial research, I'll buy this place in Loveland, CO for $2.9 Million which leaves me another $1.1 Million(I didn't even use a calculator) to spend on a very nice automobile.
OK, so now I've taken a look at new vehicle options and will buy this thing for the drive to the Yeti practice facility. It's only $75,000 so I will find some worthy charities to donate the remaining cash to, in a bid to save what little conscience remains. It's not every day that you come into this kind of money, so why not enjoy it when you can?
Some may call what I have done as theft, but if in this day and age and the incredible technology of accounting, that an error of that magnitude can be made.....tough shit. I'm spending it.
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