If Dante King were to open his bank account app on his mobile phone, or potentially load up a bank website on his laptop computer - is that how rich people do it? Or do they just call their fancy Wall Street financial advisor and say "Hey Preston, how's the market these days? Short squeezes and dividends and all that," and then find out that they made 237k while they were taking their morning dump? - anyway, if Dante saw an extra 4 million dollars in his account, he would immediately report it to the federal government. IRS, FBI, all that good stuff. Because it's obvious that the Baltimore Hawks football organization is just an undercover mafia front. I mean, how else can you explain the team continuing to run as normal despite the utter lack of on-field success. It's like the local cash-only pizza joint that has been open for decades but never seems to have any customers. When you add in that GM @Frick_Nasty has almost certainly broken more than a few kneecaps, and @Hallmonitor_20 has a cushy position despite no one really knowing what he does, it is obvious that the team is simply a money laundering organization. And that's fine with Dante, until they implicate him by "accidentally" depositing a cool four Ms in his account. It's a shame his playing career has to end like this, as he'll certainly need to go into witness protection. Maybe he'll re-emerge someday under an alias in a secure location where no one would ever think to find an elite football player, like Chicago or San Jose.
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