Yo Jim The Vampire ( @Kyle ) has been carrying my fantasy team all season by stealing carries from Zoe Watts, esp goal line carries. So many times we've had a ballcarrier go down inside the 5 so that Jim The Vampire can get a goal line carry for the TD. Yo now that's respect from the team for my fantasy team. Also gotta give a shoutout to Jackie Daytona ( @Mooty99 ) for playing like shit occasionally so that games are more competitive, otherwise we'd be destroying every team like 42-14 and that wouldn't be fun for the league to watch, so we appreciate the sacrifice for sure.
Then we gotta give a little special love to Brach Thomaslacher ( @RDBSouthPaw ) for the 99 yard kick return just to fall short so that Jim The Vampire could have another goal line carry. Da Real MVP.
On defense of course Annie May ( @frazzle14 ) and I are neck to neck in terms of passes defensed and interceptions, but I have way less tackles because this team does not pay me to tackle. And the old man Tyler Montain ( @Amidships ) is playing out of his mind. 10 sacks already, not to mention leading the team in tackles. I didn't think the old man could make it up a hill earlier this year in spring training, but I guess it's like an old car trying to start up in the winter, I don't blame the guy. He's got some mileage on him that's for sure.
Then we gotta give a little special love to Brach Thomaslacher ( @RDBSouthPaw ) for the 99 yard kick return just to fall short so that Jim The Vampire could have another goal line carry. Da Real MVP.
On defense of course Annie May ( @frazzle14 ) and I are neck to neck in terms of passes defensed and interceptions, but I have way less tackles because this team does not pay me to tackle. And the old man Tyler Montain ( @Amidships ) is playing out of his mind. 10 sacks already, not to mention leading the team in tackles. I didn't think the old man could make it up a hill earlier this year in spring training, but I guess it's like an old car trying to start up in the winter, I don't blame the guy. He's got some mileage on him that's for sure.
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