Agent Tesla: Oh! This one still gets me heated a decade later and I wasn't even involved. Let me set the scene for you the New Orleans Second Line who had rattled off one of the most impressive win streaks in league history during the regular season before seeing a strange four game skid to lose first place heading into the playoffs is up 24 to 17 over the Orange County Otters. Third and ten with just a few minutes left in regulation and Armstrong is sacked for a loss of 5 yards by Johnny Slothface. Well actually Johnny Slothface's relative, but that is a story for another day. So Otters have it fourth and fifteen on the New Orleans nineteen yard line down seven when the referee called the most phantom facemask I have ever seen on Ben Tu'inukuafe.
Now I have it on good authority that referee had money on the game and was actively trying to give the Otters a chance to win it. Thing is the Otters went with the cautious approach after scoring their touchdown to kick the extra point and take it to overtime. Where the Second Line were able to march down and get a field goal, and then were able to hold the Otters for a turnover on downs. Ultimately it had no impact on the game as a whole, but Johnny Slothface had won that game on that third down if not for the referee trying to rig the game.
Magnus Rikiya: Tesla that was a decade ago and I wasn't on that team.
Cross-Eriksen: Same.
Agent Tesla: Do you think that matters to me? Slothface is a beloved friend and deserved better than he got. I will hold this grudge until the end of days.
Magnus Rikiya: Are you saying you are going to live until the end of days?
Cross-Eriksen: Yes.
Now I have it on good authority that referee had money on the game and was actively trying to give the Otters a chance to win it. Thing is the Otters went with the cautious approach after scoring their touchdown to kick the extra point and take it to overtime. Where the Second Line were able to march down and get a field goal, and then were able to hold the Otters for a turnover on downs. Ultimately it had no impact on the game as a whole, but Johnny Slothface had won that game on that third down if not for the referee trying to rig the game.
Magnus Rikiya: Tesla that was a decade ago and I wasn't on that team.
Cross-Eriksen: Same.
Agent Tesla: Do you think that matters to me? Slothface is a beloved friend and deserved better than he got. I will hold this grudge until the end of days.
Magnus Rikiya: Are you saying you are going to live until the end of days?
Cross-Eriksen: Yes.
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