The Honolulu Hahalua are currently 2-5, so after two wins after eachother, we lost the last game again. So the question to ‘ what can we do better’ is obvious. We need to pay the sim team more. Sid’s college fund has been depleted after the Honolulu Ultimus win, so the leftover we have been chiming in together didn’t seem to make the sim team happy enough. Which resulted in a long losing streak (from last season to this one).
The Honolulu Hahalua also tried some voodoo magic, but this didn’t work, so we need to start a fundraiser altogether and hope we can win the last nine games. It’s a shame we lost players like Sam the Onion Man as it left us with a gap at wide receiver and since we can’t pay for our wins, we can’t compensate for the lack of skill.
So please donate your money to the Honolulu Rescue fund. Thank you for your assistance, we appreciate it.
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The Honolulu Hahalua also tried some voodoo magic, but this didn’t work, so we need to start a fundraiser altogether and hope we can win the last nine games. It’s a shame we lost players like Sam the Onion Man as it left us with a gap at wide receiver and since we can’t pay for our wins, we can’t compensate for the lack of skill.
So please donate your money to the Honolulu Rescue fund. Thank you for your assistance, we appreciate it.
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COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
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S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
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