Let's be honest, the standard run of the mill merchandise can often be pretty boring. So when he Arizona Outlaws were thinking about revamping their offerings they decided to take input from the players. So here are a few of the ideas that yours truly, L'Gazzy Burfict, put forward.
Burficts big grill. A top of the range BBQ grill and smoker which caters for a minimum of ten portions at once. It's in built sensor technology recognises if you try and cook less than this at which point a bit of Burficts audible motivation comes through the in built speaker system. You won't try that again. Comes complete with chef hat, so you don't look ridiculous.
Burfict Nav. Download an audio file and install it to your Google maps. Majority of the directions have been substituted for shouts of "Pain", "Sack", "Break, Break, Break" and numerous profanities. A must for any true Outlaw fan, but not for long trips with the mother in law.
Burficts big grill. A top of the range BBQ grill and smoker which caters for a minimum of ten portions at once. It's in built sensor technology recognises if you try and cook less than this at which point a bit of Burficts audible motivation comes through the in built speaker system. You won't try that again. Comes complete with chef hat, so you don't look ridiculous.
Burfict Nav. Download an audio file and install it to your Google maps. Majority of the directions have been substituted for shouts of "Pain", "Sack", "Break, Break, Break" and numerous profanities. A must for any true Outlaw fan, but not for long trips with the mother in law.
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