Our merchandisin' be a wee different that other teams. Most sell thar stuff in market, online, at the stadium, etc. That’s too easy. In order t' be a true Outlaw fan, ye needs t' be an Outlaw. That be why our merchandise be only available by stealin'. We 'ave several “stores” full o' gear, all o' which are heavily guarded. Other than no murder, thar are no rules fer how t' get the items. Maybe ye try t' outrun the guards. Maybe ye knock 'em out wit' gas. Maybe ye drop in through the ceilin' in the middle o' the night. It does nah matter. It’s easier t' work in teams, but thar be less glory in that. We hold an awards banquet every year t' honor several categories o' robberies. Most creative. Least time. Biggest haul. In Arizona, crew names matter. 'tis yer time t' prove it. Show us wha' ye got!
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