When I rubbed the magic Genie lamp to get a new ability, the choice was easy. I now have the power to shapeshifter into a literal monster truck Bus at will. Whenever I recieve a handoff or catch a pass I will shapeshift into my truck form and non lethally run over all defenders. Again I will only run over parts that only mutilate them severely so for legal reasons I can avoid mortally wounding anyone. For obvious reasons this would be an incredibly useful power, as I would be unstoppable on the field. I would also be able to double as the team bus and cut costs On fuel and transportation. During the offseason I’d also use my new power to participate in monster truck rally’s, dominating the competition in that field as well as the football field. If I had another genie wish, it’d be that I never ran out of fuel, because right now the bus only stops for gas, but with unlimited fuel I’d never be stopped.
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