Tayshawn Crunk would only want one superpower if he had the choice, and that would be mind control. Quarterback dropping back to pass? You better believe they are gonna be throwing his way and placing the ball directly into his hands. No more questionable sim penalties with this one, as a whole lot of referees suddenly start changing their minds on calling the quarterback for neutral zone infractions, or whatever.
Plus, in the offseason, Crunk would spend his time touring the world and making things better. He could probably manage complete nuclear disarmament with just a few visits in the course of one summer. Maybe he could even manage to get some kind of taxation on the mega-rich to tackle global issues like climate change.
Perhaps most importantly of all, if Tayshawn Crunk could control minds and somehow met James Corden at the top of a tall building, he would be well equipped for the situation. Humanity would rejoice.
Plus, in the offseason, Crunk would spend his time touring the world and making things better. He could probably manage complete nuclear disarmament with just a few visits in the course of one summer. Maybe he could even manage to get some kind of taxation on the mega-rich to tackle global issues like climate change.
Perhaps most importantly of all, if Tayshawn Crunk could control minds and somehow met James Corden at the top of a tall building, he would be well equipped for the situation. Humanity would rejoice.