04-20-2022, 09:18 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-29-2022, 06:42 AM by teddyoojo. Edited 1 time in total.)
15. Going to Disneyland! Who was the Ultimus Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
I mean honestly, looking at the ultimus stats its quite easy to call an MVP, however it might still be pretty controversial. Despite losing, hahalua quarterback dexter zaylren put up an immensely impressive game, going for 400 yards and 3 touchdowns with zero interceptions and a quarterback rating of 122.6 against an incredibly strong chicago butchers defense. This however, once again proves that while offense might win games, the defense does indeed win championships. Not even an incredible performance by dexter zaylren could make up for the incredible defensive power of chicago, that despite not getting any interceptions, still managed to create two turnovers on defense that played a pivotol role in the ultimus victory.
however, zaylren does not end up going to disneyland, therefore i think the actual mvp of this ultimus is the entire chicago butchers defense, and theyll all be going to disneyland after an incredible season, crowned by their championship
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17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. No graphics option available here.
So, since apparently were building a new stadium every singlen season i gotta come up with some new shit for it to include. First of all, since the whole vibe of the team is supposed to some sort of spooky themed thing, with wraiths and ghosts and such, I fully believe that the stadium should include a haunted house of some sorts, maybe even make it mandatory to pass through the haunted house to get access to the stadium or the seating area. If you scream or get scared even just a little bit you will not be allowed entry into the stadium and will be asked to leave the premises.
I also think the stadium should be adding whirlpool seating, its fucking cold up in yellowknife, make a premium seating area consisting exclusively of whirlpools that hold between 5-10 people. should be pretty premium seating. Im sure people will love that idea, what more would u want
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21. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? Do you think that it is better than DDSPF16?
My thoughts on the sim are still somewhat conflicted. Of course seeing as my current player being a wide receiver i generally think watching games on the new sim is much more prefferable to watching games on the old sim. the way the ball flies through the air just to end up in an incompletion is a joy that the old sim just didnt offer. also the great moments when your completely wide open but its just because there was an invisible defender still upon you. despite those great things, i generally believe changing sims alot is a pretty bad idea, because players roles get changed around so much, like nickelback in ddsfpspp 16 was the greatest thing ever statwise, and then kinda fell flat in the new sim, creating alot of not so great moments for players that suddenly got really disappointed. To sum up, i think new sim is great, just dont change it too much
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27. What team do you think has the best branding in the league? What team do you think could use a refresh? Why?
I geniunly believe the san jose sabercats have probably the best branding in the entire league, since their color scheme and everything is pretty damn unique. theyre not basic bitch red like alot of other teams, they dont use a generic animal/theme like a bunch of other teams, overall i think its pretty spot on with their colour branding and choice of mascot. sabre cats is pretty damn good mascot.
On the other side of the issue, i believe that the sarasota sailfish branding is pretty trash. oh boy, its a florida based team with a water animal mascot, and despite dolphins and marlins being mammals and fish respectively, theyre still practically the same animal tbqh. dumb fish man. colour scheme is pretty basic, florida sucks, sailfish are stupid animals with a dumb stick on their nose, get them outta here.
Bondi beach managed the get the hell out of the east coast, the sarasota dumbfishs should follow suit.
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I mean honestly, looking at the ultimus stats its quite easy to call an MVP, however it might still be pretty controversial. Despite losing, hahalua quarterback dexter zaylren put up an immensely impressive game, going for 400 yards and 3 touchdowns with zero interceptions and a quarterback rating of 122.6 against an incredibly strong chicago butchers defense. This however, once again proves that while offense might win games, the defense does indeed win championships. Not even an incredible performance by dexter zaylren could make up for the incredible defensive power of chicago, that despite not getting any interceptions, still managed to create two turnovers on defense that played a pivotol role in the ultimus victory.
however, zaylren does not end up going to disneyland, therefore i think the actual mvp of this ultimus is the entire chicago butchers defense, and theyll all be going to disneyland after an incredible season, crowned by their championship
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17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. No graphics option available here.
So, since apparently were building a new stadium every singlen season i gotta come up with some new shit for it to include. First of all, since the whole vibe of the team is supposed to some sort of spooky themed thing, with wraiths and ghosts and such, I fully believe that the stadium should include a haunted house of some sorts, maybe even make it mandatory to pass through the haunted house to get access to the stadium or the seating area. If you scream or get scared even just a little bit you will not be allowed entry into the stadium and will be asked to leave the premises.
I also think the stadium should be adding whirlpool seating, its fucking cold up in yellowknife, make a premium seating area consisting exclusively of whirlpools that hold between 5-10 people. should be pretty premium seating. Im sure people will love that idea, what more would u want
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21. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? Do you think that it is better than DDSPF16?
My thoughts on the sim are still somewhat conflicted. Of course seeing as my current player being a wide receiver i generally think watching games on the new sim is much more prefferable to watching games on the old sim. the way the ball flies through the air just to end up in an incompletion is a joy that the old sim just didnt offer. also the great moments when your completely wide open but its just because there was an invisible defender still upon you. despite those great things, i generally believe changing sims alot is a pretty bad idea, because players roles get changed around so much, like nickelback in ddsfpspp 16 was the greatest thing ever statwise, and then kinda fell flat in the new sim, creating alot of not so great moments for players that suddenly got really disappointed. To sum up, i think new sim is great, just dont change it too much
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27. What team do you think has the best branding in the league? What team do you think could use a refresh? Why?
I geniunly believe the san jose sabercats have probably the best branding in the entire league, since their color scheme and everything is pretty damn unique. theyre not basic bitch red like alot of other teams, they dont use a generic animal/theme like a bunch of other teams, overall i think its pretty spot on with their colour branding and choice of mascot. sabre cats is pretty damn good mascot.
On the other side of the issue, i believe that the sarasota sailfish branding is pretty trash. oh boy, its a florida based team with a water animal mascot, and despite dolphins and marlins being mammals and fish respectively, theyre still practically the same animal tbqh. dumb fish man. colour scheme is pretty basic, florida sucks, sailfish are stupid animals with a dumb stick on their nose, get them outta here.
Bondi beach managed the get the hell out of the east coast, the sarasota dumbfishs should follow suit.
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