Well I'm going to talk about myself here, of course. I think I'm obviously the biggest steal of this draft, and everyone who did not draft me is going to regret it as soon as I am kicking the ball over their heads into glory. I'm pleased to have ended up in Tijuana where they seem to have a very nice group of people I am pleased to accompany in glorious conquest as we pursue as many championships as possible before I'm summoned to a greater destiny. I don't know very much about everyone else's draft success, but I do know that those teams weren't able to draft me, and all of their other picks can't make up for that grievous mistake. What good are any of those picks if none of them can kick the ball? What else could be more important? It's possible I don't understand this game, but I'm very sure kicking the ball is the most important part.
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