Upon further reflection, and after reading the heartfelt post by @Jaywe88 , honor demands that I defend the Dobble. Do not despair @zaynzk , for I will not be leaving your side!
But Augustus, my big-handed friend, how can you defend two opposing players?
Quite simple! These two players should NOT be fighting! The real fight is not between these two strong, girthy, imposing men; no, it is between all of us who stand for freedom vs Wendy's. Who gives Wendy's the right to ban people for practicing the art of Dobble? Wendy has overstepped too far this time. I dream of a world where those who Dobble, correctly or incorrectly, are welcome and accepted at Wendy’s!
My ex wife's cousin oddly resembles Wendy, and just thinking of that horrific and revolting woman (my ex wife, not Wendy) stirs me to action. Thus, I request that HO bestow upon me executive power to sue Wendy's on behalf of all players of the league. To think, the esteemed Don T. Dobbler, a visionary, created something so beautiful to share with the world, only to have someone push it down. Let me tell you, Wendy, my hands are strong enough to crush the skull of an obese Bavarian man (true story), yet gentle enough to incubate a chicken egg. With one hand I shall bring forth wrath upon Wendy, and with the other, I shall hold in friendship the hands of Zayn and Dobbler's Estate.
Augustus von Heimlich, Lawyer for You.
But Augustus, my big-handed friend, how can you defend two opposing players?
Quite simple! These two players should NOT be fighting! The real fight is not between these two strong, girthy, imposing men; no, it is between all of us who stand for freedom vs Wendy's. Who gives Wendy's the right to ban people for practicing the art of Dobble? Wendy has overstepped too far this time. I dream of a world where those who Dobble, correctly or incorrectly, are welcome and accepted at Wendy’s!
My ex wife's cousin oddly resembles Wendy, and just thinking of that horrific and revolting woman (my ex wife, not Wendy) stirs me to action. Thus, I request that HO bestow upon me executive power to sue Wendy's on behalf of all players of the league. To think, the esteemed Don T. Dobbler, a visionary, created something so beautiful to share with the world, only to have someone push it down. Let me tell you, Wendy, my hands are strong enough to crush the skull of an obese Bavarian man (true story), yet gentle enough to incubate a chicken egg. With one hand I shall bring forth wrath upon Wendy, and with the other, I shall hold in friendship the hands of Zayn and Dobbler's Estate.
Augustus von Heimlich, Lawyer for You.
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