In my opinion, the biggest steal of the draft has to be the monster defensive tackle taken by San Jose in the fourth round. That's right, I'm talking about Patty Pumpernickel. I mean just look at her, this woman is absolutely a brick dun Nuh Nuh Nuh Shithouse. I swear she could probably lift the entire offense over her head. What's that? You say you've never heard of her? Well you will soon my friend when she's plowing through your offensive line and taking your running back or quarterback out behind the woodshed. Patty's DSFL stats don't necessarily look like anything to write home about, but when it comes to defensive line outside of the elite players that's actually pretty typical. Patty was already far beyond quite a few of her draft peers in TPE for where she was taken and some say that maybe she's already reached her ceiling. But it's a pretty nice ceiling to be at for a defensive lineman and at the end of the day considering where San Jose was able to scoop her up, a solid role player is all she ever has to be in order to be a steal.
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
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[OPTION](S3) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S4) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S5) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S6) 14 Games Played
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]Most Likely to Break the Team Bench When Sitting Down
[OPTION]Pumpkin Chuckin' Rally 2017 Semifinalist
[OPTION]Most Likely to Get Traded in S8 (T-1st)
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion S7, S8