As the #1 WR for the #1 DSFL team, Max doesn't trifle himself with things like training camps. As a Maxed out, roided up from head to toe, beast of a WR, Max spends his time on the track where he embodies his spirit animal, Sonic the Hedgehog. Everyday Max wants to become speed, occasionally doing some Speed along the way to get his confidence up. That being said Max understands the value of team culture and bonding with his teammates. To make up for the missed OTAs, Max took out the entire Offense out for a playdate at Chuck E. Cheese. His QB, Jones, particularly enjoyed his team in the cheese pit after his left tackle bellyflopped on top of him. Needless to say the coaches were not impressed, but Jones was so drunk at the time that his tackle just bounced right off him. As you can see this was a much more productive bonding exercise than any OTA could ever be!
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