06-02-2022, 09:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-02-2022, 09:34 PM by HalfEatenOnionBagel. Edited 1 time in total.)
Tensions were high in the San Jose locker room after the most recent loss. With the miraculous comeback by the Orange County Otters, the Sabercats had been eliminated from the playoffs. In an attempt to lighten the mood, the coaches suggested the team go out for tacos. What seemed like a great idea turned into absolute chaos as they soon found out every player had their own favorite taco place. "Ah man we gotta go to Halal Tacos they got the best food, the best meats." "Halal are you kidding me? Is that even authentic?! It's all about Tacos Santaguito baby. If your Mexican food isn't coming out of a food truck you're doing it wrong." "LET'S JUST GO TO FUCKING TACO BELL....." Of course when Jaycee Higgins mentioned the most unspeakable of unspeakable places when you have authentic Mexican food on every corner, the whole room turns against you. Of course Orpheus never actually knew where they ended up going. He had already headed for the Czargyros Gyros truck before the chaos erupted. I guess gyros are kind of like tacos?
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
[OPTION](S2) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S3) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S4) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S5) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S6) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S7) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S8) 14 Games Played
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
[OPTION] 27839
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]Most Likely to Break the Team Bench When Sitting Down
[OPTION]Pumpkin Chuckin' Rally 2017 Semifinalist
[OPTION]Most Likely to Get Traded in S8 (T-1st)
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion S7, S8