Prompt 12 bio on another player: 307 words
Big Slammu is the biggest slammiest sack monster in the ISFL. As linebacker for the Honolulu Hahalua, opposing QBs automatically float to the surface, thinking they will be safe from the floor-dwelling stingrays which sets them up perfectly for this 7 foot tall 383 pound shark from the streets to give them the seismic slam.
Just as Big Slammu's cousin, Regular Shamu, was the subject of the 2013 documentary blackfish which brought to light Sea World's cruel practices. Big Slammu will surely be the subject of his own documentary - Bluefish, which will bring to light the cruel treatment that Big Slammu gave to opposing QBs in the Hahalua's dominating S35 season and Ultimus victory.
Big Slammu graduated from Slam U where he majored in Slamming. Big Slammu's slams aren't limited to ISFL quarterbacks and sometimes it gets him into trouble. One time he slammed the mayor's daughter and was sent to the slammer where he slammed away for 15 years. The daring story of his escape eventually was made into the oscar winning film The Sharktank Redemption.
Big Slammu also writes slam poetry. Here is an excerpt from the Montagues and the Slamulets:
O, be some other name!
What’s in a name? That which we call Big Slammu
By any other name would Slam just as Big!
Not only is Big Slammu a pillar of the Hahalua defense, he's also a pillar of the community. On weekends Big Slammu can be found slamming crime and poverty. In 2009 Zack Snyder directed a film about movie about big Slammu's crime-slamming antics:
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'STOP SLAMMING US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Fintastic.'
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Prompt 13: graphic for expansion teams
Big Slammu is the biggest slammiest sack monster in the ISFL. As linebacker for the Honolulu Hahalua, opposing QBs automatically float to the surface, thinking they will be safe from the floor-dwelling stingrays which sets them up perfectly for this 7 foot tall 383 pound shark from the streets to give them the seismic slam.
Just as Big Slammu's cousin, Regular Shamu, was the subject of the 2013 documentary blackfish which brought to light Sea World's cruel practices. Big Slammu will surely be the subject of his own documentary - Bluefish, which will bring to light the cruel treatment that Big Slammu gave to opposing QBs in the Hahalua's dominating S35 season and Ultimus victory.
Big Slammu graduated from Slam U where he majored in Slamming. Big Slammu's slams aren't limited to ISFL quarterbacks and sometimes it gets him into trouble. One time he slammed the mayor's daughter and was sent to the slammer where he slammed away for 15 years. The daring story of his escape eventually was made into the oscar winning film The Sharktank Redemption.
Big Slammu also writes slam poetry. Here is an excerpt from the Montagues and the Slamulets:
O, be some other name!
What’s in a name? That which we call Big Slammu
By any other name would Slam just as Big!
Not only is Big Slammu a pillar of the Hahalua defense, he's also a pillar of the community. On weekends Big Slammu can be found slamming crime and poverty. In 2009 Zack Snyder directed a film about movie about big Slammu's crime-slamming antics:
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'STOP SLAMMING US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Fintastic.'
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Prompt 13: graphic for expansion teams