16. Matthew Mayhem brings the... Mayhem to a team. A team should take a chance on me because I'm an active locker room presence, and a solid earner in other leagues. I'm somewhat familiar with the game engine and sim leagues in general and excited to be an active participant for seasons to come. I've already made a number of friends throughout the league and have connections from my other sim leagues, and believe that I'm a first round talent and will continue to improve moving forward. Drafting me is the best decision a team could make and I hope to help contribute to multiple championships as we establish a dynasty together. A speed rushing Defensive End is something that every team could benefit from, and I aim to be one of, if not the best that this league has ever seen. A number of teams have shown interest and I'm excited to get my career started.
17. The Norfolk Seawolves have announced that they will begin construction on a new stadium next season, and there are a number of additions that I would like to see included in the plans. For starters, it's important to have statues of Seawolves all around the property. Massive intimidating statues of Seawolves, and each statue should have the head of the mascot of one of the other teams in the league hanging from it's mouth. The second thing that is a must have for the stadium are swimming pools. There should be swimming pools in the corner of each endzone where fans can watch the game from, and each pool should have a floating bar in it. Players can jump in to cool off as part of their touchdown celebrations, and fans can taunt and splash opposing players if they get too close. The final feature that should be included is windmill outside of the stadium. The main purpose of the windmill is not to be energy efficient, it is so that we can flip a switch and turn the windmill on to interfere with opposing teams passes and kicks.
19. If Matthew Mayhem had a television show that they starred in, it would be pure mayhem. It would just be a hour of nonsense every week, pranks, interviews with teammates, interviews with animals at petting zoos, and Mayhem would be manning the camera as well as starting on camera at the same time for every bit. It would be a hybrid reality show and documentary. His teammate Sconnie McSix would be the co-host, and together they would just cause Mayhem all over Norfolk. One recurring bit would involve Mayhem hiding in dumpsters and scaring children as they walk to school. Another bit would involve Mayhem wearing a go-pro as he and Sconnie interview animals at petting zoos and feeding them vegetables straight out of their mouths. Feeding a tiger raw meat from your mouth with no protective gear. Sconnie riding on Mayhems shoulders to interview a Giraffe? Pure Mayhem, the show couldn't fail. Must see TV and the world isn't ready for it.
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17. The Norfolk Seawolves have announced that they will begin construction on a new stadium next season, and there are a number of additions that I would like to see included in the plans. For starters, it's important to have statues of Seawolves all around the property. Massive intimidating statues of Seawolves, and each statue should have the head of the mascot of one of the other teams in the league hanging from it's mouth. The second thing that is a must have for the stadium are swimming pools. There should be swimming pools in the corner of each endzone where fans can watch the game from, and each pool should have a floating bar in it. Players can jump in to cool off as part of their touchdown celebrations, and fans can taunt and splash opposing players if they get too close. The final feature that should be included is windmill outside of the stadium. The main purpose of the windmill is not to be energy efficient, it is so that we can flip a switch and turn the windmill on to interfere with opposing teams passes and kicks.
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19. If Matthew Mayhem had a television show that they starred in, it would be pure mayhem. It would just be a hour of nonsense every week, pranks, interviews with teammates, interviews with animals at petting zoos, and Mayhem would be manning the camera as well as starting on camera at the same time for every bit. It would be a hybrid reality show and documentary. His teammate Sconnie McSix would be the co-host, and together they would just cause Mayhem all over Norfolk. One recurring bit would involve Mayhem hiding in dumpsters and scaring children as they walk to school. Another bit would involve Mayhem wearing a go-pro as he and Sconnie interview animals at petting zoos and feeding them vegetables straight out of their mouths. Feeding a tiger raw meat from your mouth with no protective gear. Sconnie riding on Mayhems shoulders to interview a Giraffe? Pure Mayhem, the show couldn't fail. Must see TV and the world isn't ready for it.
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