15. Going to Disneyland! Who was the Ultimus Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland.
Dexter Zaylren took home the MVP award for the Ultimus game, adding to his hardware collection. He took a first class flight on Spirit Airlines to celebrate this monumental accomplishment, and ordered all the chicken nuggets and french fries his complimentary meal voucher would allow him to. Once he landed he felt right at home in the hot Florida heat and headed off to disney! While there he made sure to ride Small World and the Winnie the Pooh ride because he loves honey and little people. He also went over to epcot so he could drink around the world, but by the time he got to the third country he was passed out drunk and had to be escorted to his disney themed resort by security. Overall, our boy Dex had a great time at disney, he just wishes that he could have enjoyed epcot more before being removed from the premises for being “too drunk and causing a disturbance in front of the children and families”.
Wc: 168
17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Next season, I think the royals stadium should add a hot tub for the home locker room. This would serve two major purposes. The first purpose would be that the away team does not get a hot tub. This would cause them to feel jealous while they are here and potentially lead to them playing poorly on the football field. The second purpose would be for the team to use. The team would be able to use this hot tub after games and practices to relax their muscles, which should lead to faster recovery times during injury. Besides helping with the player’s body’s it should also serve as a team building exercise since they will all love hanging out in the hot tub with their best friends on the royals! This should not be too expensive of an addition for the royals to add, I think most hot tubs go for a couple thousand bucks so this should be well within our budget.
Wc: 163
18. Which teammate of yours is the ultimate team player and why? How does this person exhibit selflessness and put the team first? Are they a great locker room presence who encourages others? Do they play an important but unappreciated role on the team which doesn't receive much recognition for awards?
The greatest teammate I have is Snowy. Most good teammates make plays on the field, or give rousing speeches at halftime to bring the team back from a deficit, but not my boy here. Snowy is always with me to tear down our tyrannical GM, Negs, in the locker room. Sometimes Negs gets a little too full of himself and starts asking stupid questions like “how’s everyone doing” or “what’s everyone up to”, and to be honest we just don’t like hearing that kind of language around here. Thankfully whenever I take a stand against this monstrosity, Snowy has my back and whenever Snowy stands up to this evil, he knows that I will have his back. One day I hope that we are able to put an end to this villainy once and for all, as many generations of future ISFL players should not have to witness first hand what goes on behind closed doors in Philadelphia. The things I have seen and the words that have been thrown around have left me forever scarred and with a hefty therapy bill that I am still trying to get Negs to pay for.
Wc: 193
19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
My show would be titled Willies Wonders. In my show we would go all around the world and find the hidden wonders that lay buried deep in history. I’m talking about digging into pyramids, going deep into jungles, swimming to the bottom of the ocean. See most people wouldn’t be able to do things like this. Digging into a pyramid? Don’t you need a shovel for that? Not Willie, he’s built different. Going deep into the jungle? Don’t you need a guide and some survival supplies? Not Willie, he’s built different. Swimming to the bottom of the ocean? Don’t you mean taking a submarine? No, I don’t, and you know why? Because Willie can swim all the way to the bottom of the ocean. And you know why he can do that? That’s right, because he’s built different. I think this would be entertaining for the folks at home because you don’t get to see cool things like this in Omaha, Nebraska or Green Bay, Wisconsin, or New York City, New York. This would be straight up radical!
Wc: 178
Dexter Zaylren took home the MVP award for the Ultimus game, adding to his hardware collection. He took a first class flight on Spirit Airlines to celebrate this monumental accomplishment, and ordered all the chicken nuggets and french fries his complimentary meal voucher would allow him to. Once he landed he felt right at home in the hot Florida heat and headed off to disney! While there he made sure to ride Small World and the Winnie the Pooh ride because he loves honey and little people. He also went over to epcot so he could drink around the world, but by the time he got to the third country he was passed out drunk and had to be escorted to his disney themed resort by security. Overall, our boy Dex had a great time at disney, he just wishes that he could have enjoyed epcot more before being removed from the premises for being “too drunk and causing a disturbance in front of the children and families”.
Wc: 168
17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Next season, I think the royals stadium should add a hot tub for the home locker room. This would serve two major purposes. The first purpose would be that the away team does not get a hot tub. This would cause them to feel jealous while they are here and potentially lead to them playing poorly on the football field. The second purpose would be for the team to use. The team would be able to use this hot tub after games and practices to relax their muscles, which should lead to faster recovery times during injury. Besides helping with the player’s body’s it should also serve as a team building exercise since they will all love hanging out in the hot tub with their best friends on the royals! This should not be too expensive of an addition for the royals to add, I think most hot tubs go for a couple thousand bucks so this should be well within our budget.
Wc: 163
18. Which teammate of yours is the ultimate team player and why? How does this person exhibit selflessness and put the team first? Are they a great locker room presence who encourages others? Do they play an important but unappreciated role on the team which doesn't receive much recognition for awards?
The greatest teammate I have is Snowy. Most good teammates make plays on the field, or give rousing speeches at halftime to bring the team back from a deficit, but not my boy here. Snowy is always with me to tear down our tyrannical GM, Negs, in the locker room. Sometimes Negs gets a little too full of himself and starts asking stupid questions like “how’s everyone doing” or “what’s everyone up to”, and to be honest we just don’t like hearing that kind of language around here. Thankfully whenever I take a stand against this monstrosity, Snowy has my back and whenever Snowy stands up to this evil, he knows that I will have his back. One day I hope that we are able to put an end to this villainy once and for all, as many generations of future ISFL players should not have to witness first hand what goes on behind closed doors in Philadelphia. The things I have seen and the words that have been thrown around have left me forever scarred and with a hefty therapy bill that I am still trying to get Negs to pay for.
Wc: 193
19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
My show would be titled Willies Wonders. In my show we would go all around the world and find the hidden wonders that lay buried deep in history. I’m talking about digging into pyramids, going deep into jungles, swimming to the bottom of the ocean. See most people wouldn’t be able to do things like this. Digging into a pyramid? Don’t you need a shovel for that? Not Willie, he’s built different. Going deep into the jungle? Don’t you need a guide and some survival supplies? Not Willie, he’s built different. Swimming to the bottom of the ocean? Don’t you mean taking a submarine? No, I don’t, and you know why? Because Willie can swim all the way to the bottom of the ocean. And you know why he can do that? That’s right, because he’s built different. I think this would be entertaining for the folks at home because you don’t get to see cool things like this in Omaha, Nebraska or Green Bay, Wisconsin, or New York City, New York. This would be straight up radical!
Wc: 178