As a rookie myself I was victim of a gruesome prank during preseason. While I, Fred Edison, rookie linebacker for the Berlin Fire Salamanders, was walking my dog, a huge California Condor swooped down and stole my pooch. I tried running after it but it flew away before I could reach it, which was mildly infuriating. My dog was an Alaskan Malamute, quite a large dog. His name was Duke, and I fed him all of my vegetables and performance enhancing drugs so when that feathered freak tried to eat him, Duke fought back and over powered his airborne assailant. Unfortunately Duke killed him and they both fell to the ground from over 3 feet in the air, Duke exploded on impact, sending needles and brussels sprouts flying everywhere, some even landing in my mouth like I was child catching snowflakes on his tongue. Overall it was pretty cruel and I'll have to prank them back, although I have no evidence they were responsible, I'm 33% sure my teammates did it.
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