We here at Arizona pride ourselves in not pranking aka bullying aka hazing. It's a dangerous concept and one that is more about excluding than including. So, our pranks consist of gently welcoming the new rookies to the team and praising them verbally and physically. Then we give them all flowers and while they're sniffing the flowers and thinking how nice and different this is than the typical football locker room, we kick em in the nuts and shove them in a locker. The first part was all a joke to lure them into a false sense of security. Of course we prank and haze our rookies. We're Outlaws. Then after about 10 minutes we let them out and take them out to dinner, which we force them to pay. I usually order 5 steaks, 3 of which I spike on the ground, and 10 drinks, 7 of which I drink. I can't tell you what I do with the other 3, that's a secret.
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