Prompt Wrote:It's the start of a new season, which means tons of new faces are on teams all around! So, there's only one reasonable way to welcome all these new faces to the team: Prank em. Write about what sort of hilarious prank you and the team have come up with to unleash on the new rookies!
The key to a good prank is finding something that the pranked people will also think is funny once they understand what's going on. Specifically, that's different than hazing which is more of a burden for the targets. And the best pranks are both funny and helpful. To that end, I've thought of two ideas that I think try for those goals. The first is to scatter the rookies' equipment around our training facility as a scavenger hunt in a way that introduces them to all the areas of the facility, the training staff, position coaches, etc. That's arguably less of a prank and more of an introduction task, so my other idea is to claim that we don't have any carts to help move the training field equipment out and so we have to do it all by hand for the first day. That works as weight training of a sort and we can coordinate with a coach to make the reveal funny, plus the entire team can help with the moving so it's not just a rookie hazing ritual.
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