(S36) PT 1 - Just a Prank Bro

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Ah, one of my favorite times of the season... Rookie hazing! We decided to go crazy with Octavio Perez. It was like a full week of little things. We filled his cleats with peanut butter, put a radio in his helmet and then blasted music. Man, he looked like a fool in front of coach, because coach wants no bullshit from rookies on the field. Then we took his phone and put through a fake notification that he'd been traded. The way he stormed into IceBear's office was hilarious. He's gonna be a fiery little thing. Can't wait to see what he can do for us. We didn't get Bean nearly as bad. Put a ton of salt in his water, filled his car with popcorn, and made him carry all our pads. You know, the easier stuff. Nonetheless, I can't wait for these dudes to get called up and make big plays for us.