Now that Absolute Unit has entered his second season in the league, he finally gets to take advantage and prank the new rookies. But there's a lot of different ways that you can prank some rookies, and in Portland we do things a little differently compared to what the other teams around the league. Given that we are the Pythons, we clearly have a love of snakes in Portland, and we would have to work those into the prank somehow. So, we would partner with a local snake purveyor or sanctuary to acquire some snakes, preferably pythons because it is on brand and also they are not venomous (easier clean up). Next step would be to take those snakes and place one in each rookie locker, preferably hanging from one of the hooks, so that when the rookie opens the locker he gets a face full of ball python. The rookie gets a good scare, the snake got a field trip, and no permanent damage.
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