Oh lord, do I have a story of a HILARIOUS prank that me and the rest of the Portland Pythons roster pulled on our first round pick, @"El Gadgeto".
We played it off after he was picked that we were heavily against what he called, 'hazing' and promised him, that we would not pull any crazy rookie pranks on him. But, boy, was he bamboozled. The first thing we did was fill his car with pythons. Real pythons. I'm talking the ones that if they bite you, you die. So it was hilarious when he was bit and was crying about having to go to the hospital! Good times! Secondly, when he was done getting treated at the hospital, we treated it like those rookie dinner things that people do in the NFL. We all got IV's and Tylenol and some Advil, and just ran up his hospital bill for fun! It was like 250,000 dollars in the end, which obviously, we left him to pay. It was all in good fun though, but, he needs to know his place. So if he finds a snek in his pillowcase, I'm not saying it was me, but it was me.
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We played it off after he was picked that we were heavily against what he called, 'hazing' and promised him, that we would not pull any crazy rookie pranks on him. But, boy, was he bamboozled. The first thing we did was fill his car with pythons. Real pythons. I'm talking the ones that if they bite you, you die. So it was hilarious when he was bit and was crying about having to go to the hospital! Good times! Secondly, when he was done getting treated at the hospital, we treated it like those rookie dinner things that people do in the NFL. We all got IV's and Tylenol and some Advil, and just ran up his hospital bill for fun! It was like 250,000 dollars in the end, which obviously, we left him to pay. It was all in good fun though, but, he needs to know his place. So if he finds a snek in his pillowcase, I'm not saying it was me, but it was me.
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