After enduring infernal hazing in our first year in London, we, the now vets, decided enough was enough. We wouldn't put them through this.. Or at least, that's what they thought. Our first idea was to send them to the London Royal's soccer club. Making them think they'd actually been drafter to play goalie and forward. Alas, the FO wasn't a fan of the idea and didn't want them to spend time kicking a round ball. We thought about making a crazy cafeteria menu, but the 24/7 fish and chips only menu we already had was more than enough. Finally, we settled on walking the Lion. The FO was delighted. Them running, trying to escape its teeth was good stamina practice. We were extasic. People aren't used to walk lions. One cried. We felt bad, so did the Lion. The Lion was happy. He had made new friends and loved running around, chasing strangers. The rookies were.. Well surprised at first but soon grew accustomed to its presence. One almost lost a finger but we decided to swipe this incident under the rug.
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