As the quarterback and one of the more senior members of the team, Tight End Eighty-Two can be considered a leader of the team who is expected to show the rookies the right way to do things, not just on a football field but in life as well. And he does this, giving excellent football and life advice. He seems disinterested in pranking rookies, but his plan has actually been a slow burn. Everyone trusts him, so when he invites the rookies to a club to get some drinks and get them wanting to chat with some members of their preferred sex, they ask him for help. And ever the incredible leader, he provides the most embarrassing, horrific, and absolutely hilarious things to say. They think he might be wrong but TE82 hasn’t failed them yet, might as well trust him once more. And the laugh he got out of watching the rookies totally make fools of themselves in front of a whole club was more than worth it.
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