Jean-Ralphio is quite possibly one of the biggest pranksters of all time. At least that's what he tells people. He assumes insurance fraud and his other moral grey area activities qualify, of course. As part of the new class, Jean-Ralphio can see the pranks coming from a mile away, so he is of course prepared. He deftly dodged a bucket of paint above the door of the locker room; his teammates were not as lucky. He immediately noticed the whoopie cushions under their seats as well. He sat on the floor while his teammates let out exaggerated farting noises as they took their seats. Jean-Ralphio decided to pay a small army of thieves to jack all of the veterans highly expensive cars during the first practice. Many of them did not appreciate this as the thieves tended to drive them like rentals (per Jean-Ralphio's suggestion), causing several damaged vehicles and insurance claims to be filed. Thankfully nobody has figured out who the mastermind was yet.
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