Yeah you know pranking rookies is fun and all but that's amateur hour. You wanna know what really gets my gears turning? Making a teammate think that you're pranking rookies and turning it on them! Now, who should my victim be? Ooh, I know! Anton Bruckner got an interception last week and thinks he's hot shit. Let's remind him that he's no Bender. So I told him that when rookie Leandre Diarra gets a huge pancake, we should run out on the field and give him a plate of pancakes. But instead of handing it to him, we'll smash it in his face! It will be so funny and embarrassing ha ha ha. So the next game, we run out there as planned. Right before Anton smashes the pancakes, I grab his arm and shove it in his own face! As he's staring at me in shock, I smash my plate of pancakes in his face. And then I pants him! Then I kick him in the nuts. And as he's lying on the ground writhing in shock and pain, I light a cigar and blow the smoke in his face. Best part is that the refs called a penalty on Anton for delay of game. Ha ha sucker
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