After not participating in pranks last season, American Boot decided to attempt a prank this year. Unfortunately, it took him some time before he came up with one that did not involve lethal force. His first idea was to place a rocket launcher above the door to the bathrooms, and have it pull the trigger when someone opens a door. He decided to talk to a teammate before this, and was quickly told to not do this as it would result in at least one death. He then had the idea of replacing the water in the coolers with his water, which contains lead. Unfortunately, he could not figure out how to open the water coolers, so that plan was a failure. He then decided to do the last thing he could think of. He transformed into a boot, and was 'absent' from practice after someone mistook him for a cleat.
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