07-18-2022, 09:20 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-18-2022, 09:20 AM by TwoSocks. Edited 1 time in total.)
Well, you’ve come to the right guy. As someone named Nate Winter, I love playing in the snow. Thankfully, I play in Minnesota, where snow is quite often. When it starts to snow I am a different person. My eyes begin to glow, and my theme music starts to play. Believe it or not, the snowflakes land in a formation on the ground that reads “WINTER IS COMING”. Hell, there are even shows and books based off of the monster I become when it snows. You know the Grinch? And his super strength to save the presents? Yep you guessed it, that was actually me. But with footballs. You may wonder, what about hot weather? Surely Winter becomes a terrible football player? Wrong. Winter in fact has a aura of cold around him that shields him from the sun. That way he can sweep Bondi Beach! If the ISFL does decide to bring in weather, you have been warned. Minnesota will win the Ultimini.
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