Well funny enough, Spicy Ron already IS a GM, and under his watch, the Portland Pythons have seen a pretty solid deal of success so far. During his tenure, the Portland Pythons have had season records of 7-7, 10-4. and at the time of writing this, are 9-1 in the current DSFL season, with a playoff spot already locked up. Ron's success can be attributed to his unhinged nature, and the ability to lead a locker room out of both fear, respect, and pure bewilderment. The current trend in the locker room has been to consume rocks in order to gain weight for the season, with several players seeing the immediate benefits of this practice, while numerous QBs suffer career ending injuries due to the bodies of the Portland defensive players being straight up weapons. Concussions have spiked significantly for opposing teams under Spicy Ron's defense. And the players look forward to continuing the current trend.
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