07-31-2022, 08:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-31-2022, 08:12 AM by Jaywe88. Edited 1 time in total.)
Imagine this one for me. It’s 5am and the birds are chirping, it’s still dark outside and the streetlights are flickering as they wait to turn off after a long shift. The Dobbler is already up.
He’s got three phones, one for the players, the league management, and the endorsements. Two hands, two phones in two ears. He’s speaking in a way that makes sense to both the LB that complains they don’t have enough playing time and the endorsement scouting the LB in question. “Yes my entire focus is on you”. He says as he puts the two phones closer together. The stream of anger slowly subsides as they realize they’re not talking to future GM Don Dobbler but yo who they really wanted to hear; each other.
This is who Don is, a dot connector, a businessman, the people’s servant and excellent shuffleboard player. The third phone rings, but for league management, the Dob has no voicemail until draft season hits once again.
He’s got three phones, one for the players, the league management, and the endorsements. Two hands, two phones in two ears. He’s speaking in a way that makes sense to both the LB that complains they don’t have enough playing time and the endorsement scouting the LB in question. “Yes my entire focus is on you”. He says as he puts the two phones closer together. The stream of anger slowly subsides as they realize they’re not talking to future GM Don Dobbler but yo who they really wanted to hear; each other.
This is who Don is, a dot connector, a businessman, the people’s servant and excellent shuffleboard player. The third phone rings, but for league management, the Dob has no voicemail until draft season hits once again.