As general manager of the Philadelphia Liberty, there are some changes that American Boot knew he had to made. The first of these changes being that everyone no longer had a locker, they instead had a box to put their stuff in, and live in if they so chose. Next, every draft selection was now rated by a new system, instead of actually looking at their football skills, if they were good at rocket jumping they were on the draft board. If they could not rocket jump, they would not be on the draft board. To rally the troops, every halftime speech would now be as follows: "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!". It would be a highly effective method that was sure to result in a massive increase in wins. He would quickly assemble a championship caliber roster, and would easily go undefeated for at least the next 28 seasons. So basically, American Boot for GM.
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