08-09-2022, 11:42 AM
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30. SHL Affiliate -2.5tpe
19. - 2.5TPE
Modern Nazgul stars in “Ring Hunter”: The Search for the Perfect Ring.
This show would be a reality show like House Hunters or Say Yes to the Dress, but as my people have a particular expertise in hunting for a particular ring… I’ll put that knowledge to use in a fun and modern way! Each episode, I’ll meet with someone who is wanting to propose to their fiance in the old fashioned way. After discussing their budget, I’ll take them to 3 jewellers around town and show them 3 different options for rings. Ideally there will be a below budget meh ring, a middle ground masterpiece, and a high end luxury option that will make any girl say yes no matter how much she hates you. The episode will end with the buyer picking out the perfect ring and will feature the proposal. We’ll make sure to get that money shot of that big fat diamond right as it goes on the finger!
In addition, each week we’ll have one special episode where a customer has a special ring option. Perhaps its a grandmother’s stone that has been passed down and you want it turned into something more modern, or maybe someone wants a ring made and designed from scratch.. Whatever the case, Modern Nazgul will use his extensive connections with Elven jewelry makers around the city to create not only the perfect ring, but the perfect episode! Imagine how fun it will be to run around town looking at high priced jewelry with an actual certified Ring Wraith! This show has HIT written all over it.
WC :267
8. With awards season upon us, make up an award for your player win for something not on the football field? -5TPE
This year I have the pleasure to announce that the 2022 Middle Earth Man of the Year Award goes to Modern Nazgul! Nazgul has grown up in Mordor, one of the toughest places in all of Middle Earth, and like the Tupac Shakur poem, “the Rose that Grew From Concrete” has blossomed into one of the most kind and heartwarming ring wraiths the land has ever known. Since the fall of Sauron, Mordor has been a place that is ironically almost MORE segregated than before. Previously occupied by mostly orcs, the elves and men have slowly started to trickle back in to the land as it obviously has great potential for the future. Even the dwarves have begun to fill into the caverns below the volcanic mountains in this part of the world. With all of these people groups, it has been a challenge to keep everyone peaceful. And that is where Modern Nazgul comes in. As a homegrown athlete, first starring at Minnesota and then at Honolulu, Nazgul has become a well known figure in the region. During his rookie season at Honolulu, Nazgul perhaps made more headlines before and after the games than during them. Prior to every home game, Nazgul protested the mistreatment of orcs (both under the rule of Sauron and now under the new Elven leadership) by kneeling during the national anthem He even celebrated each of his interceptions by removing a sharpie from his sock a la Terrell Owens, and signing the ball “ORC RIGHTS NOW!” and tossing it into the crowd. These gestures have sparked a national conversation about not just orc rights, but one about racism in middle earth in general. Men, Elves, Dwarves, and even hobbits are sitting up and taking notice of the way they have treated each other for millennia, and many are finally seeing the hate colored glasses with which they see the world break free from their eyes. None of this would be possible if it were not for the fearlessness of the movement’s outspoken athlete leader- Modern Nazgul.
We here at the Middle Earth Man of the Year Award Committee look forward to the equal treatment of orcs and the stamping out of all racism in Middle Earth, and know that the conversation that has been sparked by the brave words and actions of Modern Nazgul. Modern Nazgul- The 2022 Middle Earth Man of the Year!
19. - 2.5TPE
Modern Nazgul stars in “Ring Hunter”: The Search for the Perfect Ring.
This show would be a reality show like House Hunters or Say Yes to the Dress, but as my people have a particular expertise in hunting for a particular ring… I’ll put that knowledge to use in a fun and modern way! Each episode, I’ll meet with someone who is wanting to propose to their fiance in the old fashioned way. After discussing their budget, I’ll take them to 3 jewellers around town and show them 3 different options for rings. Ideally there will be a below budget meh ring, a middle ground masterpiece, and a high end luxury option that will make any girl say yes no matter how much she hates you. The episode will end with the buyer picking out the perfect ring and will feature the proposal. We’ll make sure to get that money shot of that big fat diamond right as it goes on the finger!
In addition, each week we’ll have one special episode where a customer has a special ring option. Perhaps its a grandmother’s stone that has been passed down and you want it turned into something more modern, or maybe someone wants a ring made and designed from scratch.. Whatever the case, Modern Nazgul will use his extensive connections with Elven jewelry makers around the city to create not only the perfect ring, but the perfect episode! Imagine how fun it will be to run around town looking at high priced jewelry with an actual certified Ring Wraith! This show has HIT written all over it.
WC :267
8. With awards season upon us, make up an award for your player win for something not on the football field? -5TPE
This year I have the pleasure to announce that the 2022 Middle Earth Man of the Year Award goes to Modern Nazgul! Nazgul has grown up in Mordor, one of the toughest places in all of Middle Earth, and like the Tupac Shakur poem, “the Rose that Grew From Concrete” has blossomed into one of the most kind and heartwarming ring wraiths the land has ever known. Since the fall of Sauron, Mordor has been a place that is ironically almost MORE segregated than before. Previously occupied by mostly orcs, the elves and men have slowly started to trickle back in to the land as it obviously has great potential for the future. Even the dwarves have begun to fill into the caverns below the volcanic mountains in this part of the world. With all of these people groups, it has been a challenge to keep everyone peaceful. And that is where Modern Nazgul comes in. As a homegrown athlete, first starring at Minnesota and then at Honolulu, Nazgul has become a well known figure in the region. During his rookie season at Honolulu, Nazgul perhaps made more headlines before and after the games than during them. Prior to every home game, Nazgul protested the mistreatment of orcs (both under the rule of Sauron and now under the new Elven leadership) by kneeling during the national anthem He even celebrated each of his interceptions by removing a sharpie from his sock a la Terrell Owens, and signing the ball “ORC RIGHTS NOW!” and tossing it into the crowd. These gestures have sparked a national conversation about not just orc rights, but one about racism in middle earth in general. Men, Elves, Dwarves, and even hobbits are sitting up and taking notice of the way they have treated each other for millennia, and many are finally seeing the hate colored glasses with which they see the world break free from their eyes. None of this would be possible if it were not for the fearlessness of the movement’s outspoken athlete leader- Modern Nazgul.
We here at the Middle Earth Man of the Year Award Committee look forward to the equal treatment of orcs and the stamping out of all racism in Middle Earth, and know that the conversation that has been sparked by the brave words and actions of Modern Nazgul. Modern Nazgul- The 2022 Middle Earth Man of the Year!