Tier 2: Short Form Tasks (Each must be 300+ words)
Choose up to TWO for 5 TPE each.
8. With awards season upon us, make up an award for your player win for something not on the football field?
Mike Scott, aka the man of the people. With his planned Scott's Totts educational goal and reformat mission for all of Minnesota. Mike Scott has promised over 10,000 local students access to college if they obtain a certain gpa throughout 4 years of Minnesota high school. When asked why he was so generous in providing for all of Minnesota Scott responded with, "Yeah what can I say I am a great inspiration.. $10,000 to someone like you might seem like a lot but to me, a true pro, 10k is just another day in the office. Wait what, its not 10,000 dollars its 10,000 kids? Uhh, yes, I am generous, I uhh, do have the funds, to make this happen, thanks gotta go!" Mr. Scott was then filmed as he shouted and cursed out who we believe is Mr. Scott's accountant , "I told you 10,000 volt batteries to give to the kids not scholarships, do I look like the pope or Queen Latifah ?? Do you think I have Ellen money?! Do you think Ellen even has Ellen money?! Do you know how expensive perms are Tammy? I've had 2 cards declined because they don't think I can actually spend $98 a day at chipotle for 6 years in a row... I am not stopping my extra guac or my x5 meat that would be insane! Tammy figure this out!" When we asked Mr. Scott about Tammy his face became flush, "Tammy, no no no, I was saying Mammy, like my mom." So you still plan to hold true to the Scott's Tott directive? "Absolutely every kid in the Minnesota area will be provided with scholarships and or lithium batteries * when they graduate high school. You forget I am a man of the people!" *Mike Scott was heard to have whispered "Just not the kids" under his breath during his last statement.
311 words
12. Choose a team or player to write about that isn’t your own. What did they do well in the last season? Have they shown any drastic improvements from previous years? What could they do better?
I am choosing to write about strong safety, #31 Nate Winter. Nate is a quiet player, that doesn't make the play all about himself when something good happens. I would argue that Nate Winter is having a shockingly good season that is going way too unnoticed. In 28 games, as a strong safety, has 231 tackles, averaging an absurd 8 tackles per game as a player in the secondary. Although Nate is known for his hard hitting, which also include 8 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, and 2 fumble recoveries, Nate is also a force against the pass. In week 11 against the Birddogs Nate Winter had 17 tackles! 17! In his first year in the DSFL Nate Winter had 116 tackles. The Austin Copperheads drafted this force on defense and there is absolutely no indication that Nate has any chance of slowing down. "I just make plays, and then go back to the huddle for the next play so we, as a team can continue frustrating the offense." Nate will continue to be a good teammate which his reputation has followed him already, teammate Mike Scott from the Minnesota GreyDucks had this to say about his 2 year teammate. "Nothing but a pro's pro. Put's in the work, doesn't make it about himself, gives praise to teammates, is tough on himself and patient with everyone else. Austin is lucky to get a player of his caliber and I cannot wait to play against my man Nate in the DSFL. I would like to take some of his credit, I mean 8 of my missed tackles were cleaned up by Mr. Winter, aka Chilly." Chilly as his teammates sometimes call him because not only of his last name Winter, but because he wears so much jewelry during practice and games. "Gotta stay iced out! I'm nothing without my lucky chains!" When asked about his lucky chains and approximately how many he wears at a single time ,"I lost count, when I'm sprinting to lay the wood on some poor young fella I want him to hear me rattling my way to him before he hears the clang of my chains against his helmet."
362 Words
Choose up to TWO for 5 TPE each.
8. With awards season upon us, make up an award for your player win for something not on the football field?
Mike Scott, aka the man of the people. With his planned Scott's Totts educational goal and reformat mission for all of Minnesota. Mike Scott has promised over 10,000 local students access to college if they obtain a certain gpa throughout 4 years of Minnesota high school. When asked why he was so generous in providing for all of Minnesota Scott responded with, "Yeah what can I say I am a great inspiration.. $10,000 to someone like you might seem like a lot but to me, a true pro, 10k is just another day in the office. Wait what, its not 10,000 dollars its 10,000 kids? Uhh, yes, I am generous, I uhh, do have the funds, to make this happen, thanks gotta go!" Mr. Scott was then filmed as he shouted and cursed out who we believe is Mr. Scott's accountant , "I told you 10,000 volt batteries to give to the kids not scholarships, do I look like the pope or Queen Latifah ?? Do you think I have Ellen money?! Do you think Ellen even has Ellen money?! Do you know how expensive perms are Tammy? I've had 2 cards declined because they don't think I can actually spend $98 a day at chipotle for 6 years in a row... I am not stopping my extra guac or my x5 meat that would be insane! Tammy figure this out!" When we asked Mr. Scott about Tammy his face became flush, "Tammy, no no no, I was saying Mammy, like my mom." So you still plan to hold true to the Scott's Tott directive? "Absolutely every kid in the Minnesota area will be provided with scholarships and or lithium batteries * when they graduate high school. You forget I am a man of the people!" *Mike Scott was heard to have whispered "Just not the kids" under his breath during his last statement.
311 words
12. Choose a team or player to write about that isn’t your own. What did they do well in the last season? Have they shown any drastic improvements from previous years? What could they do better?
I am choosing to write about strong safety, #31 Nate Winter. Nate is a quiet player, that doesn't make the play all about himself when something good happens. I would argue that Nate Winter is having a shockingly good season that is going way too unnoticed. In 28 games, as a strong safety, has 231 tackles, averaging an absurd 8 tackles per game as a player in the secondary. Although Nate is known for his hard hitting, which also include 8 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, and 2 fumble recoveries, Nate is also a force against the pass. In week 11 against the Birddogs Nate Winter had 17 tackles! 17! In his first year in the DSFL Nate Winter had 116 tackles. The Austin Copperheads drafted this force on defense and there is absolutely no indication that Nate has any chance of slowing down. "I just make plays, and then go back to the huddle for the next play so we, as a team can continue frustrating the offense." Nate will continue to be a good teammate which his reputation has followed him already, teammate Mike Scott from the Minnesota GreyDucks had this to say about his 2 year teammate. "Nothing but a pro's pro. Put's in the work, doesn't make it about himself, gives praise to teammates, is tough on himself and patient with everyone else. Austin is lucky to get a player of his caliber and I cannot wait to play against my man Nate in the DSFL. I would like to take some of his credit, I mean 8 of my missed tackles were cleaned up by Mr. Winter, aka Chilly." Chilly as his teammates sometimes call him because not only of his last name Winter, but because he wears so much jewelry during practice and games. "Gotta stay iced out! I'm nothing without my lucky chains!" When asked about his lucky chains and approximately how many he wears at a single time ,"I lost count, when I'm sprinting to lay the wood on some poor young fella I want him to hear me rattling my way to him before he hears the clang of my chains against his helmet."
362 Words